OJ Simpson. When I was a kid we used to watch the games with my family.
"Oh my, look at him, it's incredible how he just slashes like that. Literally cutting up the defense. Whoa!!!" they'd say. "He's getting away. It's like he's in a getaway Ford Bronco and is just outrunning everybody.... like they're after him. Keep your eyes on that one!"
That was my grandfather. Must've been clairvoyant.