Who is the BIGGEST STIFF you ever saw play center in the NBA?

[CharlieMaxwell]

My answer is Walter Dukes, who I believe still holds the NBA record for fouling out the most times in one season.

Please limit your answer to ONE STIFF please
Charlie

 

[BeatTheBookies]

Shawn Bradley

 

[mvbski]

Larue Martin

 

[Sodium Pentethol V]

Rich Kelly
Billy Paultz hon mention

 

[neverstop]

Most awkward and dorkiest
Greg Butler (New York Knicks in late 80's)

Best Hair & Biggest stiff
Paul Mokeski

Dumbest sideburns & biggest stiff
Randy Brewer

 

[CharlieMaxwell]

Neverstop - Paul Mokeski could have possibly been the clumsiest person I ever saw!!!

 

[Tablarasa]

Benoit Benjamin!

 

[BlueveinThrobber]

Oh my god is this easy. The answer has to be Wilt Chamberlain. I mean didn't he bang like 20,000 women? You don't bang those types of numbers without being a stiff.

 

[JJF]

Derrick "Whoopdy Damn Dooo" Coleman

 

[eh]

Big Country Reeves

 

[TheMDKid]

Yinka Dare, case closed. Yinka went the first 88 games of his career, spanning 3 years, BEFORE REGISTERING HIS FIRST ASSIST!!! He then went on a passing rampage and closed out his career of 4 seasons and 110 games with a remarkable total of 4 assists. 4 freakin assists in 4 seasons!!! HOW IS THAT EVEN FREAKING POSSIBLE??!!

 

[Tablarasa]

MD

I had forgotten about Yinka. Just goes to show the difference between the NCAA and NBA, because I loved him in college.

 

[TheMDKid]

Tab,
You wouldn't happen to be that OTHER Nets fan I was always hearing about back in the early years, were you?? I mean there couldn't have been more than 2 or 3 of us! God, those were some painful years.

 

[Tablarasa]

Md,

No, that wasn't me with the paper bag over my head on the other side of the arena.

Actually, I am a lifelong Lakers fan, but I have always had a small soft spot for the Nets and used to go to games when I was living in the city.

 

[cheeseball]

Neal Walk

 

[Railbird]

Alvin Adams

 

[Vietbet]

Ralph Sampson by far biggest disappointing stiff ever

 

[THE SHRINK]

Nate "the snake" Bowman for the NY KNICKS...

 

[Journeyman]

Gotta be the 8 ft goon Shawn Bradley...The money they wasted on this guy is unbelievable..I would bet we could pick 50 guys off this website who have more basketball skills than this pathetic excuse for a basketball player..

Sampson probably had the most ability that never lived up to it. By the way Sampson is a real life stiff, he`s a deadbeat dad when it comes to child support.

Sam Bowie really stiffed Portland , and to think they could have had MJ...MJ and Clyde on the same team would have been some high wire act.

 

[jimbutorac]

Greg Kite, from mid-80s Celtics might possibly have been the worst basket ball player ever.