Phaedrus,
You have NOTHING on me, buddy!
I talk about MYSELF all day. I am an attention whore. And I am dirty. I am a DIRTY attention whore. And I am cheap. I am a DIRTY, CHEAP attention whore. And I am ugly. I am a DIRTY, CHEAP, UGLY attention whore. And I smell. I am a DIRTY, CHEAP, UGLY, SMELLY attention whore.
I own this place..
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!