Whitney Houston Jokes

[McCrazy]

TMZ is reporting that Whitney Houston has officially quit using drugs.

 

[quantumleap]

What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose?
A border collie.

Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.
On a high note.

I've decided to call my cock 'Whitney'.
Because it likes to go stiff in the bath.

Houston, we have a problem.

 

[quantumleap]

One more-

It's really too bad that Whitney wasn't smart enough to use her crack pipe as a snorkel in the tub.

 

[JesusMussolini]

her new movie: waiting to exhume

 

[GoSooners]

God made a mistake. He cancelled the wrong Whitney.

 

[~Falco~]

Q:What do Whitney Houston, Don Cornelious and Amy Winehouse want for Christmas?

A: Betty White!

@)

 

[Kev]

What do Whitney Houston and Rock Hudson have in common?

They both got a hold of some bad crack.

(You could also insert Len Bias instead of Rock)

 

[Kev]

One more-

It's really too bad that Whitney wasn't smart enough to use her crack pipe as a snorkel in the tub.

Dude that actually made me laugh outloud. Good one.

 

[quantumleap]

Dude that actually made me laugh outloud. Good one.

You're only encouraging me to post these tasteless jokes....but thanks any way.

 

[JesusMussolini]

so is it clear yet what happened? did she pass out from drugs then drown in the tub? or did she did from the drugs, and then just submerged?