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I have a 3 hour train ride with the girlfriend in freezing temperatures to go pick a pumpkin.

I hate you all.
 

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I have a 3 hour train ride with the girlfriend in freezing temperatures to go pick a pumpkin.

I hate you all.

Only a chick can make such a plan. Better draw the line in the sand my friend, or you're in big trouble.

I'm sure you can find some fuckin pumpkin locally within 5 minutes, eh?

WTF, some kid's probably going to smash it anyways.
 

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Go to Kroger and pick the pumpkin off the sidewalk than you both can go home and play carve the pumpkin.
 

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It could get worse...

Maybe "pumpkin" is the "other guy".....
 

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Only cool part is the train ride since I've never been.
 

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You must not go! Do Not give in to her wishes for pumpkin picking!! Im telling ya' this is just the beginning and she will expect it from you from now on. On Thanksgiving my girlfriend shut the TV off while I was watching the games and I erupted and she has never done it again.
 

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Nowadays with all the stops, trains going three hours travels about fifteen miles. Get in the car, do the girlfriend/pumpkin thing (act like your interested and say yes on the fourth one so it looks like you cared about the first three), buy some beer and get back for kick-off. It's never too early for your girlfriend to understand priorities and on NFL Sunday that comes first.
 

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Been in this spot many of times before, with many a different girlfriend and EVERY SINGLE TIME I DIDNT GO. For the sake of manhood fight this tooth and nail.
 
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I have a 3 hour train ride with the girlfriend in freezing temperatures to go pick a pumpkin.

I hate you all.

Jake,

Sounds like you are a young'er chap ?
So,,, maybe some words from an older gentleman may be some help?

Here is some advice.

While you are on your way, stop by a public library, and pick-up a "gardening book" .... then when you get to this Pumpkin Farm,and shop around for that "special pumpkin" ask the proprietor,where they keep the seeds for gardening ?

Run ,, don't walk,to that section,and look for ball-seeds.
buy several packs ,,, get home ASAP, and start to grow-a-pair!


Man ...It's Sunday NFL / NL Pennant Day ..."Damn It"

Sundays are made for ........ S P O R T s

:ohno:
 

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Jake, didn't you have 2-3 women with you at the Bash? Sounds like you picked the one who hates football.
 

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Here's my advice.

Marry her and all this crap comes to an end.
 
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Who the hell rides a train to go pick a pumpkin?!

I am sure you can hop in the car and drive just a few miles and find a U-Pick Pumpkin place. I have like 3 of those within 10 miles of me!

Should cut the time in a 1/3.
 

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Got to give the guy credit for even posting this, took guts.

Days look today I wish the Doberman was here to straighten the boy out a little.
 

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Who the hell rides a train to go pick a pumpkin?!

I am sure you can hop in the car and drive just a few miles and find a U-Pick Pumpkin place. I have like 3 of those within 10 miles of me!

Should cut the time in a 1/3.


It's the excursion of the event not the pumpkin per say.

Ever try going to Half Moon Bay in Ca. this time of year?

Excursion from hell as far as I'm concerned.

Wait till he is married with children........

Loving my pre golden years.

Have one more kid to go and she doesn't even start high school till next year.

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are you f-ing kidding me. Dude, pull your balls out of her purse and tell her it's football season your not going. Women need to learn that between Sept. 1st to Jan 1st, they are not allowed to plan any bullsh*t like this. No weddings, vacations and certainly no pumpkin picking trips. The other 8 months of the year you do anything she wants but during the 4 months of football season she is forbidden from trying to pull this shit. Find a new women.
 

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