Maybe Pocketrockets or FZ?
No moustache bro actually cant grow one, picture Scott Weiland in the Tiny Music era but longer hair, I do wear long sideburns that end in my chin, a "chin curtain" is called but I wear it with a pronounced Goatee (my sideburns are red and my goatee is blond, weird shit but girls like it). My hair is brown and long to my shoulders, wavy and brown.
True story, I was heading to play in a live poker tourney and I shaved my full beard into a horrific crooked mustache. I popped one lens out of a cheap pair of sunglasses I had and wore them on my head.
Every time I pushed all in I put the 1-lens glasses over my eyes and stared the guy down with a goofy look on my face and a crooked ass mustache. Every time the opponent couldn't help but laugh.
I did get first.
True story, I was heading to play in a live poker tourney and I shaved my full beard into a horrific crooked mustache. I popped one lens out of a cheap pair of sunglasses I had and wore them on my head.
Every time I pushed all in I put the 1-lens glasses over my eyes and stared the guy down with a goofy look on my face and a crooked ass mustache. Every time the opponent couldn't help but laugh.
I did get first.
True story, I was heading to play in a live poker tourney and I shaved my full beard into a horrific crooked mustache. I popped one lens out of a cheap pair of sunglasses I had and wore them on my head.
Every time I pushed all in I put the 1-lens glasses over my eyes and stared the guy down with a goofy look on my face and a crooked ass mustache. Every time the opponent couldn't help but laugh.
I did get first.
True story, I was heading to play in a live poker tourney and I shaved my full beard into a horrific crooked mustache. I popped one lens out of a cheap pair of sunglasses I had and wore them on my head.
Every time I pushed all in I put the 1-lens glasses over my eyes and stared the guy down with a goofy look on my face and a crooked ass mustache. Every time the opponent couldn't help but laugh.
I did get first.