I didn't even want to get started on that...... but thanks for bringing it up.
That female Spurs assistant thing stands to very well be absolutely the most ignorant stunt in the entire history of professional sports.
God, that's pathetic.
Come on with the limp-wristed stuff like "She deserves just as much chance as any man!"
BLOW ME! She has NO possible way of helping the team win in that capacity!
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat, an actor, dancer...
