How does anyone possibly know? Someone asks? "Can you see this" and they reply "no"...I personally think that their music was good enough to make it on their own...But maybe they threw a little twist in to sell more records...Throw on a pair of sunglasses and shake your head from side to side and pick up and extra million or so records and few sympathy awards...The women in their lives are/were all hot...Right?
I was backstage at a Living Colour show and Stevie came walking in, looked blind to me, had a large bodyguard looking man holding his arm guiding him. he got distracted though by what I don't know but he let Stevie walk directly into a Beverage Cart which made him stumble then when he went to brace himself, thrust his arm out his hand when straight into a bowl of Bean Dip. Stevie is blind.
Stevie Wonder was premature at birth and his eyes didn't develop correctly so his retina's detached shortly after birth. You can't fake not having retina's. And if you don't have retina's in your eyes you can't see. So no he isn't faking it.
Also have you ever seen his eyes? They look like two cloudy white marbles.
Also have you ever seen his eyes? They look like two cloudy white marbles.
Thats cuz he was born early, theres a word for that can't remember what it is but born early like that his eyes didn't develop all the way then not too long after he was born part of his eyes called The Retinas plum fell off. Havin' no retinas...be pretty tough to fake and retinas are needed to be able to see so that combined with the bean dip deal, pretty safe to conclude that Stevie is blind.
Whos next?
Ronnie Milsap?
Well right there Head Tilted like a Blind Guy.
Probably Blind.
Not immediately, it was kinda horrifying really cuz that was the Opening Act's dressing room, tiny as fuck, I can't really even describe to you how tiny it was because there was people packed like Sardines in it but if there had been cameras like there are nowadays and you could see how big the room was you'd say "Oh Hell. Thats really Small."
So everyone is packed in, shoulder to shoulder just about, naturally there are a few people smoking Buddha Thai so the room is totally filled with smoke every single person in the room is completely stoned and here comes a large black man with a 2nd smaller black man in tow going directly into a beverage cart which then almost tips over makes a crazy noise then the smaller black man's hand goes right in the bean dip.
And not just right in the bean dip but like to where if it was in a movie you'd say "Oh Hell No. That would never happen", in Real Life. because it was not a big bowl (opening act don't get much food, drinks put in their dressing room) and I suppose one would have to understand the Physics involved of a bowl of bean dip and the human hand to understand why it happened but some bean dip shot up in the air, pretty high really, got on some girls who screamed "WTF AAAAAAEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH" Stevie sorta hollered "Aw Jesus" pulled his arm out the bean dip causing even more bean dip to go flying through the air so it was raining bean dip in parts of the room.
I didn't get hit by bean dip. Girl beside me did, just inches from me. Guys behind me got some on them. But for the Grace of God Go I.
Shortly after, when Stevie had gone people laughed their asses off, some to the point of tears coming down their faces and they're just convulsed in laughter with no sound coming out of them...heads all red cuz Stevie wasn't even supposed to be in there, he was supposed to be in Living Colour's dressing room of course, not the opening act's room + it all happened so fast, literally bam bam BAM the time between a first sighting of Stevie then bean dip flying everywhere was, like, almost instantaneous.
Seemed that way anyways. At the time. Coulda just been the Buddha Thai I suppose. Kinda warped Time.
Laughing at the misfortunes of The Handica-- oh wait...I'm not allowed to use that term...I don't know what I'm allowed to call them but you are the most politically incorrect person I know.
Beautiful Thing.
Cuz Political Correctness is an anchor dragging us right straight down The Bowl.
Keep em coming you crazy mofo
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