Did you laugh? I don't know why, but Stevie Wonder with a fist full if bean dip sounds pretty funny.
Not immediately, it was kinda horrifying really cuz that was the Opening Act's dressing room, tiny as fuck, I can't really even describe to you how tiny it was because there was people packed like Sardines in it but if there had been cameras like there are nowadays and you could see how big the room was you'd say
"Oh Hell. Thats really Small."
So everyone is packed in, shoulder to shoulder just about, naturally there are a few people smoking Buddha Thai so the room is
totally filled with smoke every single person in the room is completely stoned and here comes a large black man with a 2nd smaller black man in tow going directly into a beverage cart which then almost tips over makes a crazy noise then the smaller black man's hand goes right in the bean dip.
And not just
right in the bean dip but like to where if it was in a movie you'd say "
Oh Hell No. That would never happen", in Real Life. because it was not a big bowl (
opening act don't get much food, drinks put in their dressing room) and I suppose one would have to understand the Physics involved of a bowl of bean dip and the human hand to understand why it happened but some bean dip shot up in the air, pretty high really, got on some girls who screamed "
WTF AAAAAAEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH" Stevie sorta hollered
"Aw Jesus" pulled his arm out the bean dip causing even more bean dip to go flying through the air so it was raining bean dip in parts of the room.
I didn't get hit by bean dip. Girl beside me did, just inches from me. Guys behind me got some on them. But for the Grace of God Go I.
Shortly after, when Stevie had gone people laughed their asses off, some to the point of tears coming down their faces and they're just convulsed in laughter with no sound coming out of them...heads all red cuz Stevie wasn't even supposed to be in there, he was supposed to be in Living Colour's dressing room of course, not the opening act's room + it all happened so fast, literally bam bam
BAM the time between a first sighting of Stevie then bean dip flying everywhere was, like, almost instantaneous.
Seemed that way anyways. At the time. Coulda just been the Buddha Thai I suppose. Kinda warped Time.