I have a few
1. Get sued by Dogball
2. Take Roids with JMan
3. Cut off my affairs with Dicky's mom and Walk's wife
4. Fade Ken
5. Bonus whore Buzz's advertisers
6. Become a Canadian resident
7. Key Major's Ferrari
8. Get booted from a 5th, 6th & 7th VIP book
9. Be nice to the Butches
10. Get a life and stop making 53.4 posts/day