What's your all-time favorite quote?

[JakeT.]

Anyone have any good ones?

I can't say I really have a favorite but I like a few. This is one I've always thought was funny...

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon."

-Chris Rock

 

[pubguy]

Hard to top that one.

 

[bigtendominator]

That is a classic.

Favorite sports quote

"would someone please ask Steve Lavin to stop turing these McDonald's All-Americans into McDonald's Employees"

 

[nwfloridadude]

Sonny from A Bronx Tale:
"The working man's a sucker"

 

[wilheim]

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.
-- George Washington Carver

 

[charliepeete]

"never complain never explain" henry ford the second:nohead:

 

[bigtendominator]

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.
-- George Washington Carver

This a great quote.

 

[pubguy]

The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.

Vince Lombardi

 

[bigtendominator]

The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.

Vince Lombardi

Awesome quote, have not heard it before.

 

[JakeT.]

Can you guys beat this? It might be my greatest pickup line to date (only those who have been around long enough at theRX will get this)...

Said to my girlfriend who is working the graveyard shift...

"if you were a restaurant, you would be olive garden, cause i really like ya"

I am quite the classy gentlemen.

 

[whalewager]

If being gay is wrong than I don't wanna be right...

Oh wait that's yours

 

[JakeT.]

If being gay is wrong than I don't wanna be right...

Oh wait that's yours

Poor feller is having a conversation with himself again. Tis a shame. :sad3:

 

[bellyputter]

"What could have happened, didn't" Dreamer Tatum---"Semi-Tough"

 

[pubguy]

Awesome quote, have not heard it before.

I had a sales manager who use to butcher that quote on a regular basis until I finally looked it up and got it correct.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

dont sing it , bring it .....

 

[Enfuego]

"There's no "I" in team but there is in "win" and that's all that matters."

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Sic semper tyrannis!

 

[$tinky]

If you believe in yourself, have dedication and pride- and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards.

Paul Bear Bryant

 

[whalewager]

its better to soak your mother in law in hot grease than a pig

 

[pubguy]

I'd rather be judged by twelve than be carried by 6.