What's the nASStiest alcoholic drink you've ever had the misfortune of drinking?

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2 shots stick out to me that I somehow did I college

1. Stoplight - on my 23rd birthday my friends bought this for me. 3 shots in red, yellow, green order. Firewater, Tequila, Gin with sour apple Pucker. That was thew last thing I remembered for that night and I woke up with red permanent marker all over me.

2. Greasy Mexican - Tequila with a hit of mayo in the bottom of the shot. Absolutely fucking stupidly sick! A buddy I visited at Penn State convinced me it was a local shot they did there (yes I was already shitfaced or I never would have done it).
 

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Speaking of EverClear let me bore you.

A friend from Germany and I closed our local bar one night(a biker bar in walking distance) went home and he wanted to play chess and for money of course be degenerates.

He wanted a shot of something and I gave him a shot of Everclear and then another and this is after all the drinking at the bar.

Needless to say I won the money and tried to give it back to him telling him about that wasn't Vodka but he got mad and made me take the money.
 

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Cmon AuggieDawg. 20/20 is good for you. I'm known to drink a Red Grape Wine in the days leading up to payday from time to time if I'm really desperate.
 

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My buddies and I have a rule that on your birthday you cannot pay for any of your own drinks, but you also can't turn down any drinks purchased for you. This has lead to some nasty drinks (and nights).

One of my favorite drinks that we have created for such occasions is called the "Sweaty Pus$y". It is a combination of Red Wine and Yeagermeister.
 

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You youngin's (and by that I mean under 35) probably have no idea what it was like back in the day scroungin' up 3 or 4 bucks for a bottle of mad dog or a 40 of Old English 800 or Schlitz or for us in the NW, Hamms or Raineer. I know our parents had to walk through 20 miles of snow to get to school, but my generation had it rough when it came to scoring booze and drinking in the high school parking lot.
 

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Barfing on Ice................

Oh yes, my buddy and I, 19 yrs old. Six pack of Old English 800's, then over to the skating rink across the road to meet the honeys. We were so side-ways, I started pukin' on that nice white ice out in the middle of the rink. great memories.

Havent touched a can of that shit in 34 years.
 

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Barfed like those twisted bitches in the Rubber Room on shots of Wild Turkey. Rather drink diesel than go through that again...
 

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brfore i was legal drinking age we used to drink the MAD DOGGGG. Horriable. My all time two worst though are:

#1 Sysco - A.K.A. - Liquid Crack

#2 - 4 Horsemen (Johhny Walker, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Jose Cuervo all in one shot)
 

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cement mixer

swish around in mouth and the liquid turns into a wet cement type substace that tastes like shit.

:drink: :pucking:
 

I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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anything with fukking Gin in it , I hate that shit
 

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Belfast Bomber - Irish whiskey with Green Creme de menthe....


Use to drink a local place called the irish house - it was their speciality..


Scares me to this day thinking about it.
 

I say vee cut off your Chonson !!!!
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Sweaty p us sy .... Yikes !!!
 

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old timer here

southern comfort mixed with hawaiian punch :pucking:

kamakazees: with that fake ass lime juice :pucking:
 

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nASStiest - Prairie Fire. Tequilla, lime juice and tabasco.

Something I will NEVER touch again - Absenthe. Foreign exchange student from Hungary brought a bottle back with him. One night about 5 of us pour this shit on sugar cubes and burn the alcohol off. 1 hour later I throwing my 30lb through 50lb dumbells out of my 12th floor dorm room window. Terminal velocity will make those things accelerate to car destroying speeds, just ask the 5th floor RA.
 

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I know there's worse, but fortunately, this is as low as I have gone.
Had a 40 of OE 800 at age 16. Terrible tasting crap. Felt like crap most of the next day. Never touched the stuff again.
 

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nASStiest - Prairie Fire. Tequilla, lime juice and tabasco.

Something I will NEVER touch again - Absenthe. Foreign exchange student from Hungary brought a bottle back with him. One night about 5 of us pour this shit on sugar cubes and burn the alcohol off. 1 hour later I throwing my 30lb through 50lb dumbells out of my 12th floor dorm room window. Terminal velocity will make those things accelerate to car destroying speeds, just ask the 5th floor RA.


:monsters- :monsters-

That's also called a Mexican Flag!

Those are f'n great.
 

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