What's the most violent thing you have done after losing a bet?

RobFunk · Aug 4, 2004

Last night I lost a bet on the final out of the wager, and I slammed a regular papermate pen off the glass top of my coffee table. It was really bizzare the way this thing shattered. I was drunk so I fell asleep shortly after. When I woke up, there was blue ink all over my legs the arm rest of my couch and about 15 spots on my kitchen floor. it has been a total pain cleaning this up. I needed a new couch anyways. even though I smashed the pen in the living room, amazingly none is on the carpet. wierd.

so what do you guys got? any broken remotes, TVS, maimed racoons, what?

NICKYTHEFISH · Aug 4, 2004

Threw a tv guide at the wall which happened to be a mirrored wall and broke one of the squared mirrors.Thus starting my 7 year bout of bad luck and losing streak.

Dante · Aug 4, 2004

LMFAO Rob your posts are hilarious as of late

"Slammed a papermate PEN off the table"

RobFunk · Aug 4, 2004

I'm glad you think it's so funny Dante

It's a lot harder than you think to get blue ink off of white kitchen tile. thank god for clorox, at least I have a fighting chance.

bigbet1234 · Aug 4, 2004

rob, try finger nail polish remover....works wonders

RobFunk · Aug 4, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Threw a tv guide at the wall which happened to be a mirrored wall and broke one of the squared mirrors.Thus starting my 7 year bout of bad luck and losing streak. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I learned this in second grade. "break a mirror, 7 years bad luck" I had no idea how incredibly valuable this info was, becuase back then I did'nt know I was a budding degenerate gambler. That piece of info is a hell of a lot more important than learning 'cursive', I'll tell you that much.

blueedwards · Aug 4, 2004

back in the day when i had no clue and drank too much while watching college football, a bunch of us bet big on florida. they were playing at georgia. i don't remember the line but a quarterback named mike bobo or something on georgia single-handedly took the game over.

we all lost big and decided to throw the couch out the window of the second floor apartment we were in. it landed in the courtyard and kinda broke in half. it wasn't my couch so i didn't really care but, that was pretty stupid looking back on it. we were pretty drunk too so, i'm not sure we even looked to see if there was anybody walking around out there.

newbie666 · Aug 4, 2004

im not everyday bettor...

but everytime i place a bet
at the time of the game,,
im getting laid... sometimes
had happened to me, that im just
finishing at the bed... turn on the tv
and im loosing... but at least im very
very very happy...

Journeyman · Aug 4, 2004

Didn't have money on the game , but when I still lived at home I tossed my portable TV out the bedroom window after an Orioles game(1982) , back when I cared about them...I still get teased about this at Christmas or family gatherings.

I have broken a few remotes , now a days when I am watching the game and I know its a pivitol play I toss the remote far out of reach, so I don't have any knee jerk reactions before I realize what I'm doing..

RobFunk · Aug 4, 2004

you guys are funny as hell!. . . its close between journey and blue so far. And to think that I thought I was cool when a buddy of mine took someguys seat from a sofa and took off the cover and turned it into a Deion Sanders dartboard after he screwed the spread when he played for Atlanta vs. the Saints on a thursday night game off of some dumb meaningless INT return. Blue definatly tops my couch story. I cant believe the 3 of us actaully threw darts at the thing with his nose being worth the most.

maxdemo · Aug 4, 2004

I had been losing some sunday games and was trying to post via western union to my book to play a Sunday night game...I had 20 minutes to get to the corner store and send the money. Done it before many times...this time I was in such a rush that when I went to back up my car from the car port, I scraped the side of my Lexus rx300...but that did not deter me. I posted up and wagered on the game and LOST

Journeyman · Aug 4, 2004

Oh yes, nothing like rushing to a WU location , some are down or closed, look at the clock you have like 20 minutes,,,,, oh yes , been there done that many times....For awhile I thought it was part of the whole gambling process...the RUSH of just getting the money off to Jorge Maniagua in Belize City Belize can be quite exhilirating!

Marco · Aug 4, 2004

bigbet1234 stated: "rob, try finger nail polish remover....works wonders"

bigbet....are you claiming it's a good cleaner or are you saying that you executed a pen at one time in your life, the same circumstances as Rob?...

Personally, I haven't desecrated any pens,....protocol for me would be cursing the tv screen for a couple minutes when I see the quarterback kneeling on the two yard line when I need a score.....then sort of accepting it and moving on to the next game of interest....

blueedwards · Aug 4, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by RobFunk:
you guys are funny as hell!. . . its close between journey and blue so far. And to think that I thought I was cool when a buddy of mine took someguys seat from a sofa and took off the cover and turned it into a Deion Sanders dartboard after he screwed the spread when he played for Atlanta vs. the Saints on a thursday night game off of some dumb meaningless INT return. Blue definatly tops my couch story. I cant believe the 3 of us actaully threw darts at the thing with his nose being worth the most. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

for some reason, guys tend to blame whatever they are sitting on at the time...weird.

Railbird · Aug 4, 2004

I blew up a Hummer dealership in Barstow after a missed PAT cost me a 3 teamer

SubZaero · Aug 4, 2004

So, what are you saying, that I can lose sometime???

Marco · Aug 4, 2004

Yeah, blue....direct correlation between what's within arms reach and what object should be blamed.....kinda like pool players who miss a shot and beat thier stick on the table....now not only is it the stick's fault, but also the table's.......if you can't play pool then don't take it out on the stick....

djking · Aug 4, 2004

i took my bat i used when i played for oral roberts and knockd the bejesus out of the microwave. i had a weight problem at the time and with my cooker down for the count, lost 10lbs that week so i'm kinduv glad i lost (Troy St./Neb game)

blueedwards · Aug 4, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Railbird:
I blew up a Hummer dealership in Barstow after a missed PAT cost me a 3 teamer <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that was you?

1cheater · Aug 4, 2004

I had 7 large on the bills to win "the" infamous Superbowl against the Giants.. Needless to say I was intoxicated that day. I went outside just before "the kick" and prayed on my hands and knees in the snow right by my buddies car. After the ineviable, I scampered outside, enraged and punched the bumper of which I knelt at earlier. I fractured it very badly and I now have very bad arthitce in that hand