What's the best way to kill a mole?

[Willie99]

I've got this worthless rodent ruining my perfectly green lawn which I water frequently.

Since the piece of shit has pissed me often, I want it to suffer first. Any suggestions?

 

[guitarjosh]

Feed it poison.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Feed it food and it will not fuck shit up..It is God`s creature..no need to suffer..if you use poison make damn sure no other animals can gain access to it or you may kill something that will break your heart...

 

[DennizdaMenace]

My dog hurt his vetebre chasing a giant possum that lives here..few days later..as it played possum in front of me..I hit it with a giant metal level..I was just afraid my husky who has been hunting it for days would catch rabies from it..the huskies sense of smell is incredible as it will go out in the yard and zone in on the possum asap..I felt bad I hit it...I dont think I killed it because the husky still acts like its out there..bad karma but I did not want that ole possum to fuck up my dogs anymore..I dont like killing shit..even nasty old posssums..I killed a mouse in a trap and after I did I set off all the other traps..Felt sorry for the ******

 

[Legend-I-Aint]

mole gun

Take the handle off a shotgun. Turn it upside down. Mount it to a tripod. Put a pressure plate a few inches from the barrel......when the mole starts pushing the dirt up it hits the pressure plate and the gun goes off. Mole dead. Problem solved.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

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[Willie99]

mole gun

Take the handle off a shotgun. Turn it upside down. Mount it to a tripod. Put a pressure plate a few inches from the barrel......when the mole starts pushing the dirt up it hits the pressure plate and the gun goes off. Mole dead. Problem solved.

That might kill it too fast. I want "I-own-you-in-monopoly-pro" to feel it's pain.

:lol:

 

[Willie99]

:tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2:

:lolBIG:

you mean they don't normally have blood gushing from their heads?

 

[realestatepro]

Typical response from someone that has been made to feel stupid and inferior. Go after something that can make them feel powerful. I hope the mole outsmarts you. It shouldn't be too hard.

 

[alwayslosing]

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You are a piece of shit.

 

[Willie99]

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Since the piece of shit has pissed me often, I want it to suffer first. Any suggestions?

You are a piece of shit.

Do you think a mole trap might work?

 

[realestatepro]

Do you think a mole trap might work?

No but hooked on phonics might help you out with that reading problem.

 

[Willie99]

No but hooked on phonics might help you out with that reading problem.

my 70 year old neighbor likes to use a pitchfork

I might have to try that one, I can feel it squirming in my hands

 

[nhoj]

Call the CIA.

 

[Mistermj]

Do you think a mole trap might work?

Mole traps work great...first you trap them...then open the door and bash their heads with a BFH.

 

[barman]

Spare yourself of the silly short term need for vengance and google How To Get Rid of Moles

Otherwise, you could end up like this guy

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[barman]

.... a BFH.

:lolBIG: that I instantly translated the acronym


WILLIE, you just need to hire this chick when HuskyGal takes a weekend vacation.

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[Mistermj]

Varmint Cong...I forgot that line

 

[geeze]

Drop a grenade into the opening in the ground, cover your ears, and scream:

"Mole in the hole!!"

 

[eek.]

You could give those nice boys at West Point a phone wullie, and they could call in an airstrike with bunkerbusters.
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