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I have forty five 14 year olds coming to my house for birthday party. I'm not sure how I am going to get through this. ;+)-
 

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Will watch opening ceromony with wife and baby then to bed relatively early. Long work day tomorrow
 

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Will watch opening ceromony with wife and baby then to bed relatively early. Long work day tomorrow

Better night than mine...cannot imagine any poster here will have a worse night then me. Good news, 2 of my Wife's friends are coming also, so I will probably just sit in my office half the time and let the run around like idiots and then when someone gets unruly, they can call me out to clean it up by kicking some ass. Wish me luck!
 

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Institute and then Announce a "No Cell Phones within 500 Yards of This House" Policy

and that will eliminate 45 Fourteen Year old Girls from possibly coming in your house for sure.

Foolproof.

Tell them the Rule is not one you made up it The Doctor's Rule bcuz "Angela" whose nickname is "Angels" is allergic to Cell Phone Emissions (Waves from Signals).

If they ask who Angels is (hopefully they won't) tell them you'll explain later but they need to go NOW cuz all their phones are gonna make Angels die
 

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The Donald frowns on this type of behavior

Irregardless. This is a Crisis.

EIGHT 14-year old girls gathered together in one confined space (such as a house) is a Crisis.


I don't know what this is actually, what word is applicable to this there may not be one

but you need to get yourself out of that house somehow Man.


Can you arrange for a friend to call you with some sort of Emergency, like, He is Stranded somewhere?
 

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Irregardless. This is a Crisis.

EIGHT 14-year old girls gathered together in one confined space (such as a house) is a Crisis.


I don't know what this is actually, what word is applicable to this there may not be one

but you need to get yourself out of that house somehow Man.


Can you arrange for a friend to call you with some sort of Emergency, like, He is Stranded somewhere?

I have actually pulled that stunt before!
 

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I have actually pulled that stunt before!

Yeah well you need to do something cuz 45 14year old girls gathered together like that will cause you to lose your Sanity.

Is it possible to confine them to The Backyard, like, lock them out there?
 

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I'm 41 going on 71..that's all I want to do...

At 41 its not Safe for you to be Hopping Walls any more, you might fall and break a hip, not that we could even accomplish hopping a wall at these advanced ages anyways so the escaping thru the backyard and over the wall idea is out.
 

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Yeah well you need to do something cuz 45 14year old girls gathered together like that will cause you to lose your Sanity.

Is it possible to confine them to The Backyard, like, lock them out there?
its boys and girls
 

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At 41 its not Safe for you to be Hopping Walls any more, you might fall and break a hip, not that we could even accomplish hopping a wall at these advanced ages anyways so the escaping thru the backyard and over the wall idea is out.
:ohno:
 

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think I'll listen to a possible no hitter on the radio later

GL with the party
 
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Long time since I have been to the club. Did you know Big Dru bought it?

I told you...lol

Talked with the last owner on the phone last week...says he will be coming to Thailand next year to visit....

Have you been to the club since Big Dru bought it?
 

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