What would your death row meal be?

[GreenDoberman]

Your last meal before you go to the chair.

I'll take some ribs, fried chicken, sweet potato fries, clams with lots of garlic, a shot of Louis XVI and a tall glass of ice cold beer with cheesecake for dessert.

 

[shdw01]

some lobster, some already peeled crab legs, some ossobuco....maybe a bottle of rat poison

 

[Timetopay]

what crime would you have committed and what time of year?

 

[WorldNumberOne]

seared tuna app. steak and lobster . nice outback house salad .

apple pie / vanilla ice cream or german chocolate cake

 

[JakeT.]

Ravioli di portabello from Olive Garden.
Breadsticks with marinara from Olive Garden.
Mushroom and cheese omelet from anywhere.
Bottle of Jager.

 

[shdw01]

i should've figured you for an olive garden kind of guy....jager surprises me, i thought maybe some wine coolers

 

[FairWarning]

Bottle of Jager.

I don't want to cost the taxpayers much. Just be chilled.

 

[Santo]

Dressed crab

 

[Buster]

meat lovers pizza from my favorite pizza place (with extra cheese)

 

[RobFunk]

On this one episode of CSI Miami. Dude was on death row and ordered a peanut butter and jelly sandwich as his last meal, which he was highly allergic too (the PB). And it killed him instantly and he died in his cell.

I thought that was the most illmatic crap ever. I just want some food that will kill me in my cell.

Not that I plan on being on death row or anything. But way to cheat the system by killing yourself with your last meal.

 

[FuriousDrew]

On this one episode of CSI Miami. Dude was on death row and ordered a peanut butter and jelly sandwich as his last meal, which he was highly allergic too (the PB). And it killed him instantly and he died in his cell.

I thought that was the most illmatic crap ever. I just want some food that will kill me in my cell.

Not that I plan on being on death row or anything. But way to cheat the system by killing yourself with your last meal.

Funny, I posted this just yesterday on a discussion group for my website.


1st drink: Grey Goose Martini, dirty
1st course: Atlantic lobster salad, fresh baked bread, 15 year aged balsamic and extra virgin olive oil.

2nd drink: An entire bottle of 1998 Bordeaux red wine
2nd course: A 16 oz Kobe Waygu ribeye directly from Japan, med. rare, truffle and 5 year aged cheddar macaroni and cheese, grilled asparagus, 2 heads of roasted garlic.

3rd Drink: 1994 Portuguese Port
Dessert: Callebaut Chocolate Mousse, 2 lbs of fresh wild strawberries, hazelnut whipped cream.

Yes, I have thought about this before.

 

[charliepeete]

believe it or not i have given this some thought years ago and mine would be a thanksgiving dinner turkey,dressing and all the trimmings............:nohead:

 

[GreenDoberman]

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Murder of a douchebag who would eat Olive Garden for his last meal. August, 2008.

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[BigOrange+]

Two hearts, a lung, and a leg............Jeffrey Dahmer

 

[BigOrange+]

She Crab soup
Jumbo Prawn Cocktail
5lb Lobster stuffed with crabmeat
Banana Pudding
Bottle of Maker's Mark

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Murder of a douchebag who would eat Olive Garden for his last meal. August, 2008.

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hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Rev_Al]

Ravioli di portabello from Olive Garden.
Breadsticks with marinara from Olive Garden.
Mushroom and cheese omelet from anywhere.
Bottle of Jager.

Oh man...now this is a grown man's pallet, haha...I'm imagining that a steak from Outback Steakhouse came in a close 2nd?

FuriousDrew's post should end the thread.

If you really choose something from the local Olive Garden, then death should probably come asap..because you haven't lived.

 

[whormoan]

Ruth Chris Steak House Filet and Sweet potato casserole. With a mud pie for dessert

 

[BostonBettor]

To be honest, I don't think I'd want anything - what's the point?

If I had to eat something - how about a big batch of beans and franks? That way if they gave me the chair just the potential of a huge methane gas explosion taking the whole block out would be worth it.

 

[JakeT.]

Oh man...now this is a grown man's pallet, haha...I'm imagining that a steak from Outback Steakhouse came in a close 2nd?

FuriousDrew's post should end the thread.

If you really choose something from the local Olive Garden, then death should probably come asap..because you haven't lived.

Olive Garden rocks. You guys are nuts.