What would you do in this situation?

[JakeT.]

Just bought a burrito from the gas station. It was plastic wrapped and obviously not made at the store or anything. It's "The Bomb" for anyone who has had one.

Pulled out a two foot blonde hair from the thing a second ago. Pretty gross stuff. How in the hell do I get a free burrito?

 

[BadCo]

Do you ever eat at home?

 

[JakeT.]

Do you ever eat at home?

Yeah I am eating it in front of my computer. Do I make myself food? Not usually... girlfriend does most of the cooking and I help from time to time.

 

[Doug]

return it ?

 

[BadCo]

By helping out you take her to the Olive Garden...............LOL

 

[JakeT.]

return it ?

It was bought from the gas station. You think the guy is going to give me another if I bring him a plate with a quarter of a burrito and a hair? I think he'll tell me to contact the company...

 

[Doug]

It was bought from the gas station. You think the guy is going to give me another if I bring him a plate with a quarter of a burrito and a hair? I think he'll tell me to contact the company...

absolutely the guy would take it back, without a hassle.

I don't dine on gas station burritos, but they'll take it back, unless you look like a guy that scams gas stations for burritos.

 

[Buster]

hehehehheheeeeeeee....gas station food...been there many times...being a fisherman and all...


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[teazeman]

don't be a pu$$y jake, just eat the damn thing. i've encountered this same problem with the bomb brand as well, i'm gonna call them and have that blonde put on a hair net.

 

[JakeT.]

don't be a pu$$y jake, just eat the damn thing. i've encountered this same problem with the bomb brand as well, i'm gonna call them and have that blonde put on a hair net.

Oh I finished it for sure. I just want another for my trouble.

 

[Stocks]

As long as its not a little black curly hair dont worry about it just pick it out and eat it.

 

[Doug]

He already said he finished it, probably ate the hair too ?

 

[RupertPupkin]

Jake Thompson: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Gas station attendant: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!