another suicide attempt would be a nice headline grabber.
"T.O. OD'S!!!"
says "I'm misunderstood, I just want to win. I can't take it anymore." Paramedics pumped Cowboy star wide receiver's stomach. Contents indicated TO would have not suffered any lethal effects.
Randy Hardwick paramedic, " T.O. injested 4 Dino's, 5 Bettys 1 Barney Rubble 3 Wilmas and 4 Freds. Only complication from the Flintsone vitamins is severe diarrhea. "He'll be OK".
There will be a press conference during half time of the Super Bowl according to TO's publicist.