What to buy Girlfriend for Christmas?

[FalseDmitri]

:thumbsup: WINKYDUCK has the right idea...it will get you laid more than you'd think.
if you wanna get the perfect gift for about $40, go to bed bath and beyond and get a set of 400 thread sheets (they're called "jersey bleech" or something). They're sweet.....she'll love them and might wanna to "break them in" x-day night.

 

[johnskelington]

12 in. dildo.


And I wonder why girls won't talk to me. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Girls don't talk to YOU.....come on man say it aint so!

funny stuff

 

[RobFunk]

If she lives with you get her something she really needs for those special sunday afternoons like a Lazy boy recliner or a big LCD TV

 

[NickPappagiorgio]

A Day Spa gift certificate.

Always went over big before I got married. Plus, most of the time the girl behind the counter is cute at most spas so you might be able to get a date out of the deal.

 

[1cheater]

Day Spa+Fine Dinning+Hot tub suite= arty:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Girls don't talk to YOU.....come on man say it aint so!

funny stuff

Shocker, right? I know...especially since I might be the smoothest talker with the highest IQ on Earth. Anyone who reads any of my posts can attest to that.

Titties.

 

[maxdemo]

Buy her a package at a Day Spa....women always love that stuff. If you need one in Houston let me know I own 2 in the Houston area..GL

 

[JackStraw77]

The Pocket Rocket. Once she use's it she won't be your girfriend anymore.

 

[Muddy]

my girlfriend has my credit card
I told her I donthave time to shop so withdraw $100 and buy a birthday present

 

[BCTTWR]

Agreed..the spa always works. DO NOT buy her a Nike Pro Combo sand-wedge.
You don't need to buy her a watch because there is a perfectly good clock above the stove :missingte

 

[Piranha]

All joking aside.......go with the Spa treatment or a Prada wallet not purse because way too expensive.

 

[tuleythetout]

Oops, sorry, I thought this thread was titled "Want to buy girlfriend for Christmas?"

:devilex:

 

[GuinnessGal]

You guys are funny!

 

[Fishhead]

I stick with diamonds, kitchen utensils, and sex videos.

 

[Kornholio]

I stick with diamonds, kitchen utensils, and sex videos.

Perv! O.K. its Christmas Eve, time to start shopping for the wife. Oh crap...maybe I should actually read this thread.:realtongu

 

[Kornholio]

The Pocket Rocket. Once she use's it she won't be your girfriend anymore.

my wife has one and doesn't like it...not enough power

 

[GuinnessGal]

Make your own dildo kit....

http://www.makeyourowndildo.com/makeadildo.html

 

[Kornholio]

Make your own dildo kit....

http://www.makeyourowndildo.com/makeadildo.html

:lolBIG: ......I thought you went missing GG

 

[WorldNumberOne]

I stick with diamonds, kitchen utensils, and sex videos.

atleast she gets to see how its supposed to be done....

 

[GuinnessGal]

:lolBIG: ......I thought you went missing GG

I wish! But noooo I'm still around... :howdy: