1. Even on a good day, life is still a struggle.2. Money can't always but you happiness, but it will always buy your way out of poverty.3. No one knows you when you are down and out.
On a side note, at the basketball free throw stands at amusement parks, the diameter of the rim is exactly 1/8 inch bigger than the diameter of the basketball and you will spend $38 trying to win a 4 foot Scooby Doo.