I once sang "Cheap Trick's "I want you to want me" oh so softly into my girlfriends ear while sitting in the backseat of a car. Thats pretty gay.
I'll just end this Thread right here and now
No one...and I mean no one, has ever done anything as gay as this....and yes, the SheBar absolutely loves it and had me print it out so she could hang it over her desk at work