What is something men do that you would never do because you think it is gay/corny?

[Mr. Wonderful]

Lets see

I tan

I wear gel in my hair when going out to some place with potential *****

I try to wear stylish looking clothes when going out

sometimes I wear tightish looking shirts. If you've got the goods, show them

I'm sure I said "Dude" at one time or another

And let me add something else, my best friend who i've known since high school is your typical metro-sexual guy and does all that plus puts some highlights in his hair sometimes and guess what, since maybe college there has been maybe a handful of nights that we've went out and he didn't hook up with some skank.

I don't need to talk about what I've done because i'm sure that is gay too.

see guys, let me explain something to you, its not about trying to look "manly". When I say manly, I think of the balding fat piece of shit that drinks beer all the time and is wearing some piece of shit T shirt and jeans out to a bar or something. Its as if you are going out trying to save face with strange guys not wanting to think you are gay than realizing what you are going out for unless its just some stupid drunk night out to hang with friends, but at least 95% of the time I go out, my goal is to get my rocks off on some sluts face.

 

[levistep]

Watching Deal or No Deal

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Watching Deal or No Deal

That shows comes on right before 'The Apprentice" and I can't stand it. that Howie mandell is not even a real person. Grow some hair you dumb piece of shit. Anyone can do that job. NBC could surely get someone better than that dork.

He's probably just in the right circles.

 

[roach23]

Roach, I think this one has been qualified as to guys that take karaoke too serious. I've been to a few joints where it was hard core, guys thinking they were frank sinatra hard core. Wannabe anything is gay...why do you think I've pounded on Beating Vegas so hard...he's a wannabe tout!

i can agree with that. anxiously waiting for karaoke night each week is gay. occasionaly singing a song when you're shitfaced with friends and making everyone laugh...and then laughing at your friends singing isn't gay, it's fun.

 

[Highdaddy]

guys who wear "fanny packs" and flip flops

 

[mr21]

Two guys that go clothes shopping together at the mall is pretty queer.

 

[DNoonan]

random rule of mine is to never drink a mixed drink through a straw...at bars they give you a drink with that little straw in it...I mix it then leave it on the napkin 100% of the time...

 

[HarryCaray]

random rule of mine is to never drink a mixed drink through a straw...at bars they give you a drink with that little straw in it...I mix it then leave it on the napkin 100% of the time...

Me too.

 

[HarryCaray]

That shows comes on right before 'The Apprentice" and I can't stand it. that Howie mandell is not even a real person. Grow some hair you dumb piece of shit. Anyone can do that job. NBC could surely get someone better than that dork.

He's probably just in the right circles.

I think he shaves his head because he's a germophobe. I have read that he never shakes the contestant's hands either, but I don't watch that gay ass show so I wouldn't know.

 

[Kruser6]

random rule of mine is to never drink a mixed drink through a straw...at bars they give you a drink with that little straw in it...I mix it then leave it on the napkin 100% of the time...

Same here, everytime I get a jack and coke or gin and tonic I just throw the straw out. Not sure why, just a habit.

 

[golfingarkansas]

boys i'm screwed-

tan

myspace-used for 90 days now never log in was cool

volkswagan jetta diesel

mixed dring though straw never

i also wear croc's everywhere

did take a swing at a guy in a bar this weekend

 

[Dante]

boys i'm screwed-

tan

myspace-used for 90 days now never log in was cool

volkswagan jetta diesel

mixed dring though straw never

i also wear croc's everywhere

did take a swing at a guy in a bar this weekend

no worries GA

THIS cancels all gayness out....

 

[WVU]

no worries GA

THIS cancels all gayness out....

that depends on if he hits like a girl
:lolBIG:

 

[WCBias]

that depends on if he hits like a girl
:lolBIG:

GA also said "took a swing" He didn't say "dropped a guy at the bar" or "laid out a guy at the bar". In other words...potentially gay. If you swing and miss, and pushing and shoving ensues....major gay

 

[DNoonan]

good to hear I am not alone on not drinking booze through a straw...

I also have a rule to never tuck in a shirt if you are not wearing a belt and to never eat puddy if the chick looks like she is wearing a hair diaper

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

I'd say if you call your own underwear 'panties" you might be gay

If you piss sitting down, you might be gay.

At bars, and I'm talking the pick em up skank kinda bars, i use the straw because I know there is no way in hell they really wash their glasses. The straw is actually sanitary. i don't want to put my lips on something that some mexican just put in some water and pulled out after 5,000 people before you have put their lips on it.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

good to hear I am not alone on not drinking booze through a straw...

I also have a rule to never tuck in a shirt if you are not wearing a belt and to never eat puddy if the chick looks like she is wearing a hair diaper

What the hell is a hair diaper?

 

[WCBias]

If you piss sitting down, you might be gay.

Actually know a guy that does this...his mom made him do it growing up and he's never switched over

 

[DNoonan]

I'd say if you call your own underwear 'panties" you might be gay

If you piss sitting down, you might be gay.

At bars, and I'm talking the pick em up skank kinda bars, i use the straw because I know there is no way in hell they really wash their glasses. The straw is actually sanitary. i don't want to put my lips on something that some mexican just put in some water and pulled out after 5,000 people before you have put their lips on it.

you are gay because..............you drink cocktails through a straw

you suck because..................you are a racist

 

[DNoonan]

What the hell is a hair diaper?

you know, an earth momma...a chick with poor "grooming"