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The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for High School girls: "How to prepare for married life."

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are
concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been
with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.

h4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's ands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures
and he would like to see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage
the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take
off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead try to
understand his world of strain and pressure and his need to be home and relax.

10. The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.
 

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they could only dream to grow up and be SCARLETT.......
 

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11. Have the sexual appetite and prowess of Jenna Jameson!

this actually should be #1 for if she has this - the rest can go to hell for the guy won't care one bit!
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bucsfan67:

_they could only dream to grow up and be SCARLETT......._ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

SCARLETT is WONDEFUL...

I am a LUCKY man!!!!

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Now this is what I am talking about
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What happened to modern civilization?

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good stuff, but be careful shrink with that kind of info can get you lynched these days.
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"What I Want In A Woman"

1. have a nice ass
2. have a cute smile
3. dont be an air head and comprehend most basic things but comprehending the intermediate will make you a keeper +
4. be faithful
5. dont play too many games, though some are acceptable we all need the occasional challeneg in the realtionship. just dont live for it.
6. be of age
7. dress like a hoochie sometimes
8. dont tell me when you are on the period, i undertsand this is something that happens to women but it does not warrant public knowledge in a reltionship
9. pay sometimes if you can, dont over do it. if you cant ever pay for stuff just follow 1-8 real good.
10. dont give up on me when im acting like a f***head
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THE SHRINK:
"What I Want In A Woman"

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been
with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
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Be a little gay? Shit, I want my women to be ALOT gay! Nothing like a good threesome after my "boring day" in the office!
 

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what i want in a women is for her to say to me after a bad week: let me give you a nice bj and here's a couple thousand dollars to go bet and have a good time.

and by the way my girlfriend is comming over tonight and we want to have another 3 some together!!!!!
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THE SHRINK:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bucsfan67:

_they could only dream to grow up and be SCARLETT......._ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

SCARLETT is WONDEFUL...

I am a LUCKY man!!!!

THE SHRINK <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Id say you are finally RIGHT about something there Shrinkage
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Judge Wapner:
What I want in a woman:
1. Good head
2. Good head
3. Good head <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


AMEN
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Judge ..A good head on a girls shoulders is important but seriously, top 3 spots Judge?

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:

Judge ..A good head on a girls shoulders is important but seriously, top 3 spots Judge?

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Seriously Scarlett,

If u ever get tired of living in luxury, with a man that works out, is tan, and has hair, and u long for a new life...

One with a balding man, with a beer belly, living paycheck to paycheck, and drives a nice early 90's ford, then look me up...

Once u go, u won't ever go back....



The excitement of living on the edge is great...

Never pay the bill til u get the FINAL NOTICE....send the check for the phone bill to the electric company, and vice versa (that always buys a few more days)...

Become a master of getting the bill "extension"......did u realize there are over 300 crisis's that can warrant getting an extension?

Change the tires on the car, as each becomes bad....god forbid u change all 4 at once....Not unless u hit the lottery...

You'd be amazed what u can buy at the grocery with 20.00 when u HAVE TO.....

Homemade toilet paper ain't all that bad either....
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So when u get tired of the "Dynasty" life, and wanna a little "green acres" just look me up....

But better not call, phone might be shut off....Just come by and knock....
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PS: (i may not be that big, but at least it doesnt take me too long)....sometimes it will even happen before your in the room...
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Hey Bucky...maybe you should help this person you're referring to, give him your baseball plays
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all will be right with the world...

@ 200 a unit he would be up over 22 dimes just on baseball alone!

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> One with a balding man, with a beer belly, living paycheck to paycheck, and drives a nice early 90's ford, then look me up... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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