Ripped up 2 bedrooms of carpeting and undercarpeting, one gigantic living room of same, and one pain in the ass hallway, and 2 equally pain in the ass closets, not to mention moving 2 pain in the ass in beds and other assorted furniture i.e. sofas and such, using my all purpose all in one screwdriver, knife, pliers, and other primative tools. Then I proceeded to clean that toxic wasteland that is known as my bathroom top to bottom, and then just for shits and giggles scrubbed the kitchen, the range top, and gave the microwave the Karen Silkwood treatment.
For those who don't get the reference, google her.
Of course none of this would have ever happened if the wife and puppies weren't in the mountains for the weekend.
The moral of the story is, I have mad skills I never thought I had.