What has ben going on in the life of Borat

BoratSagdiyev · Aug 16, 2004

Borat performs his moves to "Everybody Dance Now"

Borat demonstrates his wife attacking him to the self defence teacher

Mr NJ Sports · Aug 17, 2004

"David what is this david"

How funny was the one in the Tuscon Bar with all the inbred rednecks singing along with him?

then when he asks "How do you defend against jeeewww"

Sacha Baron Cohen was on Jimmy Kimmel monday night as himself. seems like a pretty nice guy.

Mr NJ Sports · Aug 17, 2004

http://www.cringehumor.net/borat_soundboard.html

BoratSagdiyev · Aug 19, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr NJ Sports:
"David what is this david"
guy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HA. Finally a man of my tastes. When I played back my interview

(ala Santa Claus) I do not want to ruin it for those that think I am not me, or that I am me trying to be someone else or whatever...you know what I mean. Anyway I was laughing so hard. David hehehehe LOL again! Everybody dancing now.

Mr NJ Sports · Aug 19, 2004

Music factory ah c and c

BoratSagdiyev · Aug 19, 2004

Borat then goes for some song writing lessons off Country Music Icon Porter Wagoner. Should he write about his wife who died in a field? She was shot, mistaken for a bear as she was very hairy. Or should he write about his award winning sister?

quantumleap · Aug 20, 2004

Borat:

Who are the 5 men in Kazakhstan who are more famous than you?

batistuta · Aug 22, 2004

Words to "in my country" by Sasha Baron Cohen (jewish I might add) sung at a bar in Arizona:

In my country there is problem
And the problem is transport
It takes long time to travel
because Kazakstan is big

throw the transport in the well
so my country can be free
you have to make travel easier
then we have a big party

in my country there is problem
and the problem is the jew
he takes everybody's money
and doesnt share with anyone

throw the jew down the well
so my country can be free
youve got to grab him by his horns
and then we'll have a big party

batistuta · Aug 22, 2004

"In my country we have in order - God, man, horse, rat, woman, and the ztick ztick."

batistuta · Aug 22, 2004

"My sister win award for best sex in mouth. She is number 2 or 3 prostitue in all of Kazakstan. My family is very proud."

Borat to Oklahoma City Council:
"I would like to rise for silent tribute to the Tchichnik Massacre. Please take a moment of silence for 10 minutes..."

Borat to new age guy:
"I drew a serious moment in my peoples history, the Tchichnik Massacre. Here you can see all the people that have been killed"

New age guy: "I sense the sadness in your voice"

Borat: "oh no im not sad, it was us doing all of the killing"

BoratSagdiyev · Aug 22, 2004

This is umpteenth time I have been asked this! Do search for all my posts and you can make find out. May be different from time to time because list is constantly changing. Some people get more famous,some people get less famous. But since my special came out and is on the HBO I will get more famous. In 2008 I may run for president.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by quantumleap:
Borat:

Who are the 5 men in Kazakhstan who are more famous than you? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mr NJ Sports · Aug 25, 2004

did you see that the "anti defamation league" is annoyed at ALI G for that song. HE IS JEWISH, THATS THE JOKE !!!!

the best part about it ,is that they wrote a letter to Ali G and not to sascha baron cohen .
that would be like writing an angry letter to george costanza.

HIGH FIVE !!!

bzbwoy · Aug 25, 2004

how do you block the....how do you say....p-p-penis?

my friend was attacked by giant from turkmenistan...broke his anus

BoratSagdiyev · Aug 30, 2004

Who was it? Was his name Igor Sirbayanev?
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by bzbwoy:
how do you block the....how do you say....p-p-penis?

my friend was attacked by giant from turkmenistan...broke his anus <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mr NJ Sports · Aug 30, 2004

The one where he drinks the wine with the 2 good ol' boys was f'n hysterical.

"He is your slave?"

DickyW · Aug 30, 2004

Borat
What is your sexual preference, goats, sheep, or llama?

Mr NJ Sports · Aug 30, 2004

Borat likes a woman and wants to enter her vagin.

BoratSagdiyev · Aug 31, 2004

I like Dicky. I do not make sexy time explosion with animals in the way that you are thinking.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DickyW:
Borat
What is your sexual preference, goats, sheep, or llama? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

BoratSagdiyev · Aug 31, 2004

Hello Mr. Sports. YOu always seem to pick the quotes that I enjoy hearing the most too. When you type it as oppose to saying it it loses a little bit of the effect but I am on your side. Why they no show last week.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr NJ Sports:
The one where he drinks the wine with the 2 good ol' boys was f'n hysterical.

"He is your slave?" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

BoratSagdiyev · Sep 3, 2004

Ok I leave from my day job now. I get paid. So now I go for massage and how you say....hand releif. Thanks you.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr NJ Sports:
Borat likes a woman and wants to enter her vagin. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>