Tiger Woods gets busted for Heroin
Tom Brady found getting handjob at NJ reststop from homeless man
We learn Peyton Manning had a sex change at age 12
Barry Bonds plays one more year - Hits 80 Homers ( RIGHTY )
Little League WS suspended after rampant steroid use discovered amongst 11 year olds ... trading needles for baseball cards
Michael Vick caught running pigeon fighting from cell block , gets 3 extra years ... appeals gets 11 monthes
Reggie Bush runs for 800 yds ( called career year )
Kobe gets busted for rape again , only this time the victim is Luke Walton
Don Imus hired to coach womens hoops , gets shanked in shower by nappy headed hoe
Tomilson retires to open BBQ pit at TCU
Randy Couture comes out of retirement , beats up himself in one man cage exhibition
Alis Parkinsons disease reversed , Fights Joe Frazier for biggest pay per view draw of all time
US womens soccer defeats US mens soccer in Exhibiton game ( four members of girl team severly raped afterwards in the years biggest scandal )
Roger Feder retires from Tennis , to take up Table Tennis ( wants to the # 1 "tennis" player in world - this is only way he says to do it ) - loses to 11 year Korean wonder kid in first match.
Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan open up Offshore sportsbook