MLB Rockies (I'm a purist and hate those 15-13 games)
NBA Utah Jazz (the way the announcers call Kirilenko AK-47 EVERY time he gets the ball)
NHL Anaheim (Once again a purist thing, the name Mighty Ducks sets back the sport 20 years)
NFL St. Louis (when they get rid of Martz, I might reconsider)
Soccer Man Utd (the ultimate bandwagon team)