I left both my vehicles running all day.
Emptied some aerosol cans into the air
Went to the grocery store and bagged my own groceries in plastic bags (one item per double bag)
Threw said bags into the trash instead of recycling.
You are definitely The Devil.
Its always, like, when you think you've finally located the actual Devil theres still a lingering doubt cuz you think what is the likelihood that I've found the actual Devil? natural to think that...odds, percentages of whatever but no you are the true and actual Devil.
I had sex with a Fern.
Totally consensual.
I think. Ferns as a breed are really non-verbal so hard to say for sure but it was nice.