Week 7 Stinkers

[Michelangelo]

Wk 1 // 7-3
2-2 Favs
3-0 Dogs
2-1 Overs
0-0 Unders

Wk 2 // 9-4
3-2 Favs
3-2 Dogs
2-0 Overs
1-0 Unders

Wk 3 // 7-4
3-1 Favs
4-3 Dogs
0-0 Overs
0-0 Unders

Wk 4 // 5-4
1-1 Favs
4-3 Dogs
0-0 Overs
0-0 Unders

WK 5 // 2-7-1
2-3 Favs
0-3-1 Dogs
0-1 Overs
0-0 Unders

Week 6 // 1-9
1-4 Favs
0-5 Dogs
0-0 Overs
0-0 Unders

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Week 5 looked like puke. Week 6 looked like ebola. Good thing is I can't die in this stinkin' hospital. Can only get better.

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Week 7

Sunday:

Miami +3 +103 (@ Chi)
Miami needs to win to catch a vulnerable New England. Cameron Wake and co should have Cutler throwing to the wrong guys. Chicago is 1-8 ATS in their last 9 at home.

Detroit -1' -108 (vs Nawlins)
The legacy of Drew Brees takes another hit today. Guess which team has allowed the fewest passing TDs in the NFL? Surprise. Detroit. The same Defense that has allowed an NFL low, 13.7 points per game. Say hello to Reggie Bush, Joique Bell, and Golden Tate.

NOr / Det Under 47 -105
See above. Add that Brees has lost his two security blankets in TE Pettigrew and Megatron.

Green Bay -6 -109 (vs Car)
Have no idea how the Panthers aren't gonna choke on Cheese. Pack lost at Seattle and at Detroit. You think Carolina is in that company? Anybody seen Aaron Rogers TD/int ratio lately? How 'bout 15/1. The Pack will explode on the phony Panthers.

Jacksonville +4 -102 (vs Cle)
The we bad Brownies are only 5 points separated from a perfect 6-0. They just smudged Div bully, Pittsburgh. Their next two are Jax and Oakland. You think that maybe their brains and bodies think they're going on a two week vacay?

May find something else to add.

Fade the stinkers.

 

[Greenbacks]

Miami :toast:

 

[Michelangelo]

Glad to see us on the same game, Greenbacks. Good luck, man.

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Add:

St Louis +6 -103 (vs Sea)
So since Wilson took over at QB for the Shawks they were 19-1 at home before being upset by Dullass last week. This is the time of year when the previous year's Champ starts to crack. Div rival Slewey would like nothing better than to fill the crack.

 

[Michelangelo]

Add:

San Diego -3 -109 (vs KCy)
They're pounding Kansas Shitty. I'm pounding Saint Diego, arguably the best team in the NFL right now, at home, vs a Division rival.

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[Michelangelo]

Add:


Baltimore -6' -108 (vs Atl)
Baltimore is 43-10 at home over the last 6 years. Atlanta is 1-10 their last 11 on the road. Out of the dome, on the grass. Why isn't this a Raven shitpoop on the Falcon birdies?

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[Michelangelo]

Last one:

Tenny +6 -108 (@ Wash)
Credit to beejmi's work.

 

[Michelangelo]

Rebound yesterday. Thank God.

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Monday:

Pitt -2' -115 (vs Hou)
Purely an instinct play. So it's probably time to do the old faderoo. All the smart guys are on Houston. If you look at this year's games, it looks like Houston is the play. Houston up and coming. Pitt ain't what they used to be. Javedeon Clowney returned to practice. But here's where Pitt gets the edge. Got blown out last week by perennial Div weakling, Cleveland brown stains. That's a wakeup, shakeup. Big Ben vs Harvard Fitzy. And get this. I did my homework and what I found is that since 2009 Houston has been in 14 spotlight games. They've covered exactly one. I know that none of that has anything to do with tonight's game. Butttt......

Good luck boys and girls.