| Wk 1 // 7-3 2-2 Favs 3-0 Dogs 2-1 Overs 0-0 Unders Wk 2 // 9-4 3-2 Favs 3-2 Dogs 2-0 Overs 1-0 Unders Wk 3 // 7-4 3-1 Favs 4-3 Dogs 0-0 Overs 0-0 Unders Wk 4 // 5-4 1-1 Favs 4-3 Dogs 0-0 Overs 0-0 Unders WK 5 // 2-7-1 2-3 Favs 0-3-1 Dogs 0-1 Overs 0-0 Unders Week 6 // 1-9 1-4 Favs 0-5 Dogs 0-0 Overs 0-0 Unders Week 7 // 7-2-1 3-2 Favs 4-0 Dogs 0-0 Overs 0-0-1 Unders Week 8 // 7-6 3-2 Favs 4-4 Dogs 0-0 Overs 0-0 Unders /// Week 9 // 2-6 1-2 Favs 1-4 Dogs 0-0 Overs 0-0 Unders /// Who took the friggin' fumigator? The stink is starting to drip around here later. Put your faders on to walk around here. Er, I mean waders. Thursday: Cleveland Brownies +6' -108 (@ Cincy) 5-3 (1-2 Div) Brownies at 5-2-1 (2-0 Div) Bengals. I expect the score to be close like the records in this early Divisional battle. Cleveland needs it more as their Divisional records will attest. Cinci 2-6; 2-5-1 in spotlight games last five years. Clev 1-2; 3-0 in spotlight games in those same five years. Fundamentally, neither team is playing great. Cincy had their 11 game home win streak (both SU and ATS) three games ago vs Carolina. Cleveland has played their three Divisional games to within a negative three points at worst. Expecting them to hang around here and wouldn't be surprised by an outright win. Good luck | |
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Wish they were all as easy as Thursday night.
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Sunday:
Lines all seem to be moving in my favor. Bigtime. Must mean this lamb is in for another slaughter.
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Kansas City +1' +100 (@ Buff)
I love Buff. They are a gritty bust you in the mouth team. But I love Kansas City more. This team is 6-2 ATS because no one believes in them. Well except me. These guys beat my other two top NFL teams, Miami and New England, and beat them good. 34-15, and 41-14. I smell a sweep of the AFC East on their way to going deep into the Playoffs. Maybe the deepest.
Pittsburgh -3' -104 (@ Jetskis)
Everybody and their granmama is flying Jets today. I'll be with Big Ben when they crash. Michael Vick is just as much of a dog as Geno Smith. All the Jet angles are gonna look awful obtuse when the prescription turf settles.
Miami +3 -113 (@ Detroit)
So I have these Fins as one of the top three teams in the NFL and I'm supposed to be intimidated by the Detroit Yugos? Not only do I think that the boys from Fla have the better Defense, but I'll take Tannehill and his motley crew over Stafford and Megatron and the Golden Boy. Here's some QB stats for ya. Stafford 11 TDs to 8 turnovers. 6 of the 8 turnovers came in 4 home games. Tannehill 14 tds to 6 turnovers. 3 of 6 turnovers in 4 road games.
Tampa Bay +3 -113 (vs Atlanta)
I know. Matt Ryan and Julius Jones and Roddy White against Tampa sucks. Well if I'm not reading incorrectly, one team is 2-6 while the other is 1-7. They BOTH suck. I'll take the Divisional home dog.
Oakland +11' +100 (vs Denver)
Let's see. Denver has played three road games and lost two of them outright. Overrated is an understatement. They just lost the game they had circled since the preseason. In fact they got busted pretty good in New England. Do you really think they're gonna get up for an 0-8 team? Divisional home dog +11' points to a 1-2 road team. OK.
Arizona -7 -102 (vs St Louis)
7-1 straight up. 6-2 ATS. Those are the best records in the NFL kiddos. At home today vs a Divisional rival who just signaled that you'd better watch out by beating another more formidable Div rival in Frisco. Zona will be ready.
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Buona Fortuna.
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Sunday:
Lines all seem to be moving in my favor. Bigtime. Must mean this lamb is in for another slaughter.
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Kansas City +1' +100 (@ Buff)
I love Buff. They are a gritty bust you in the mouth team. But I love Kansas City more. This team is 6-2 ATS because no one believes in them. Well except me. These guys beat my other two top NFL teams, Miami and New England, and beat them good. 34-15, and 41-14. I smell a sweep of the AFC East on their way to going deep into the Playoffs. Maybe the deepest.
Pittsburgh -3' -104 (@ Jetskis)
Everybody and their granmama is flying Jets today. I'll be with Big Ben when they crash. Michael Vick is just as much of a dog as Geno Smith. All the Jet angles are gonna look awful obtuse when the prescription turf settles.
Miami +3 -113 (@ Detroit)
So I have these Fins as one of the top three teams in the NFL and I'm supposed to be intimidated by the Detroit Yugos? Not only do I think that the boys from Fla have the better Defense, but I'll take Tannehill and his motley crew over Stafford and Megatron and the Golden Boy. Here's some QB stats for ya. Stafford 11 TDs to 8 turnovers. 6 of the 8 turnovers came in 4 home games. Tannehill 14 tds to 6 turnovers. 3 of 6 turnovers in 4 road games.
Tampa Bay +3 -113 (vs Atlanta)
I know. Matt Ryan and Julius Jones and Roddy White against Tampa sucks. Well if I'm not reading incorrectly, one team is 2-6 while the other is 1-7. They BOTH suck. I'll take the Divisional home dog.
Oakland +11' +100 (vs Denver)
Let's see. Denver has played three road games and lost two of them outright. Overrated is an understatement. They just lost the game they had circled since the preseason. In fact they got busted pretty good in New England. Do you really think they're gonna get up for an 0-8 team? Divisional home dog +11' points to a 1-2 road team. OK.
Arizona -7 -102 (vs St Louis)
7-1 straight up. 6-2 ATS. Those are the best records in the NFL kiddos. At home today vs a Divisional rival who just signaled that you'd better watch out by beating another more formidable Div rival in Frisco. Zona will be ready.
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Buona Fortuna.
Cheesetown fondues the Bears. Pathetic. Kinda like my handicapping lately.
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Mark Sanchez? I Know, everyone is spitting some heretical bs that Sanchez is gonna be better than Foles. Amazing how the talking heads can lose sight of the facts. Here they are.
Mark Sanchez career:
2009 // 12 TD // 23 turnovers
2010 // 17 TD // 14 "
2011 // 26 TD // 26 "
2012 // 13 TD // 26 "
2013 out
2014 // 2 TD // 2 "
Those, my friends, are the numbers of a loser. Gonna start tonight. Chip Kelly can't think for Mark Sanchez.
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Carolina +7 +102 (@ Philly)
GL
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Mark Sanchez? I Know, everyone is spitting some heretical bs that Sanchez is gonna be better than Foles. Amazing how the talking heads can lose sight of the facts. Here they are.
Mark Sanchez career:
2009 // 12 TD // 23 turnovers
2010 // 17 TD // 14 "
2011 // 26 TD // 26 "
2012 // 13 TD // 26 "
2013 out
2014 // 2 TD // 2 "
Those, my friends, are the numbers of a loser. Gonna start tonight. Chip Kelly can't think for Mark Sanchez.
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Carolina +7 +102 (@ Philly)
GL
Two Panther starting offensive linemen will be back for this game after missing a couple weeks. Stewart and Williams are healthy for the Panthers in the backfield. Ryan is out for the year for the Eagles and he's their signal caller and best defensive player. That's a HUGE loss. Sanchez has more interceptions than touchdowns in his career and this is his first full start in a while. I can see an upset tonight. I'm taking the Panthers +7 -110. 
