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xpanda said:
I have him, too.

My uncle, the Roman Catholic Priest, was just thrilled when I told him I wagered on the papal election. Just thrilled.

That is funny x.

My father in law is a deacon, or something, in the catholic church. I've been asking him if he has any inside info for the last couple days. LOL
 

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Revelation 17 (King James Version)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

Revelation 17<o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30977>1</SUP>And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30978>2</SUP>With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30979>3</SUP>So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30980>4</SUP>And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30981>5</SUP>And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30982>6</SUP>And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30983>7</SUP>And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30984>8</SUP>The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30985>9</SUP>And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30986>10</SUP>And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30987>11</SUP>And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30988>12</SUP>And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30989>13</SUP>These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30990>14</SUP>These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30991>15</SUP>And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30992>16</SUP>And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30993>17</SUP>For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled. <o:p></o:p>

<SUP id=en-KJV-30994>18</SUP>And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.<o:p></o:p>
 

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so the world won't be ending anytime soon then???? thank god as Big Ben was just getting started for the steelers
 

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Last trade at tradesports on Ratzinger was 10.8, around 9-1 odds.
 

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Jointpleasure said:
That is funny x.

My father in law is a deacon, or something, in the catholic church. I've been asking him if he has any inside info for the last couple days. LOL

How can that be? They're supposed to keep it in their pants for life, after all. Or did this revelation hit him after he had a daughter? (I'm assuming you married a woman ... :>Grin>)

I'm finding it especially comical right now that an atheist ex-Catholic like myself just won a few bucks on this election. Irony is NEVER lost on me!
 

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very surprising to me. Doesn't seem to address the needs of the church at this moment.

Maybe I'm just bitter because I lost some money.

anywho...
 

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You're never going to make everyone happy with who you choose. Ratz is old and will likely be Pope less than 10 years.
 

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Catholic Popes who died during sex: Leo VII (936-9) died of a heart attack, John VII (955-64) was bludgeoned to death by the husband of the woman he was with at the time, John XIII (965-72) was also murdered by a jealous husband, Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
 

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Journeyman said:
Why select someone this old (78)? Age obviously must not be a factor...

Pardon my blasphemy, but maybe because at that age their thingy doesn't work so well so they can't get into as much trouble with altar boys.
 

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