I don't know if I want to laugh or cry at this shamble of a show.
First off the girls look either look coke skinny or bloated and not as tasty as when you see them on their fvck flicks. (Jessica Drake has aged nicely though)
Some of the categories for awards are wrong on so many levels. Best Anal, Best 3 way, Orgy, Best Interracial Release, and my favorite(s) Best New Starlet (translation the hottest chick they fooled to get on the casting couch) and Lifetime Achievement Award which is an award that nobody should ever want to win.
I am kind of glad that though pornstars are getting accepted more into mainstream society and your everyday people don't look down on them as much anymore because the pornstars contribution to society under-appreciated. Their work keeps marriages together, rapists off the streets and keeps this country from being way over populated like China. Because lets face it everytime someone rubs one out that is one less potential child born.
I do wonder after this little award show is over and the coke wears off at the after-party and the girls go back to their hotel rooms do they excitedly call mom and dad in Kansas or Nebraska and tell them they won an award or do they shoot up some heroin, contemplate suicide and then cry themselves to sleep.
Here are some comments on some of my favorite starlets that made an apperance for the show.
Tera Patrick: What happend to you? You used to be hot.
Jenna Haze: Mix in a sandwich sometime.
Sasha Grey: Very sexy. I love her bitch-face but man does she have a dry personality and has the emotions and body language of a corpse.
Joanna Angel: I love this tiny Jewish suicide girl. Need moar of her scenes in my portable hard drive.
Jessica Drake: At the age of 34 she is considered an oldtimer but man she gets better with age. Her and Julia Ann will always hold a place in my nutsack.
Meggan Mallone: I never heard of her before but I liked what I saw. I am going to have to collect some of her scenes.
First off the girls look either look coke skinny or bloated and not as tasty as when you see them on their fvck flicks. (Jessica Drake has aged nicely though)
Some of the categories for awards are wrong on so many levels. Best Anal, Best 3 way, Orgy, Best Interracial Release, and my favorite(s) Best New Starlet (translation the hottest chick they fooled to get on the casting couch) and Lifetime Achievement Award which is an award that nobody should ever want to win.
I am kind of glad that though pornstars are getting accepted more into mainstream society and your everyday people don't look down on them as much anymore because the pornstars contribution to society under-appreciated. Their work keeps marriages together, rapists off the streets and keeps this country from being way over populated like China. Because lets face it everytime someone rubs one out that is one less potential child born.
I do wonder after this little award show is over and the coke wears off at the after-party and the girls go back to their hotel rooms do they excitedly call mom and dad in Kansas or Nebraska and tell them they won an award or do they shoot up some heroin, contemplate suicide and then cry themselves to sleep.
Here are some comments on some of my favorite starlets that made an apperance for the show.
Tera Patrick: What happend to you? You used to be hot.
Jenna Haze: Mix in a sandwich sometime.
Sasha Grey: Very sexy. I love her bitch-face but man does she have a dry personality and has the emotions and body language of a corpse.
Joanna Angel: I love this tiny Jewish suicide girl. Need moar of her scenes in my portable hard drive.
Jessica Drake: At the age of 34 she is considered an oldtimer but man she gets better with age. Her and Julia Ann will always hold a place in my nutsack.
Meggan Mallone: I never heard of her before but I liked what I saw. I am going to have to collect some of her scenes.
bleach blond no energy dimwit.
MATURE Mistress.
hno:
