Viagra Commercials

[Drewgasm]

Man, judging by some of these old nasty women in these commercials, no wonder these guys need the little blue performance enhancers to get jump started....these bitches are Fugly!!!!!!!!
ucking:


Gasm~

 

[gynecologist]

HAHAHAHA.. Thanks needed that laugh dude.

I think all these pharmaceutical companies commercials should be banned.

 

[Drewgasm]

My mind is brainstorming tonight.....my betting sucks and My Spartans are struggling with frickin ROBERT MORRIS!!!!!!

Im bitter!
:toast:

Gasm~

 

[barman]

Well as I hit age 49 next Saturday, I can honestly say that many women in their 40s and 50s look a lot better to me than I thought they would when I was 30.

But I think the women they use in these ED commercials are a solid average of 65 to 70

 

[barman]

An enterprising titty bar should create a late night ad spot that starts off just like the Viagra.

Guy in his 50 to 60 age range sitting at home and looking sad

"Has your sex drive diminished? Do you have trouble feeling that spark like you used to?"


THEN COME TO THE PINK PONY!!!

And a blast of half naked strippers dancing around poles, followed by a shot of dude sitting in the front row with a great grin on his face.

 

[Drewgasm]

Well as I hit age 49 next Saturday, I can honestly say that many women in their 40s and 50s look a lot better to me than I thought they would when I was 30.

But I think the women they use in these ED commercials are a solid average of 65 to 70

YUCK!!!!

When Im 65 Im gonna wanna pound hot 20-30 year olds....of course, they aint gonna want my old ass!
:smoker2:


Gasm~

 

[Hip2Bsq]

Trying to remember the ad slogans I read for Viagra somewhere a little while back.....

Viagra.... the quicker pecker picker upper!

Viagra... this is your tool... THIS IS YOUR TOOL ON VIAGRA!!!

Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
Viagra, Like a rock!
Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
Viagra, Be all that you can be.
Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Viagra, home of the whopper!
Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

 

[tatehill2000]

An enterprising titty bar should create a late night ad spot that starts off just like the Viagra.

Guy in his 50 to 60 age range sitting at home and looking sad

"Has your sex drive diminished? Do you have trouble feeling that spark like you used to?"


THEN COME TO THE PINK PONY!!!

And a blast of half naked strippers dancing around poles, followed by a shot of dude sitting in the front row with a great grin on his face.

lolol,, so true Bar,,,,

tater

 

[al_corona]

lol that is a good1

 

[5teamparlay]

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/loca...267658781.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_CHBrand

[h=1]Illinois Man Gets Prison in Texas Fake Viagra Case[/h][h=2]The pills allegedly were shipped to Chicago or Houston in bulk for illegal sales in smaller quantities[/h]
[h=6]Friday, Jul 18, 2014 | Updated 9:41 AM CDT[/h]




An Illinois man has been sentenced to more than three years in federal prison for trafficking thousands of fake Viagra pills to Texas.
Fayez Al-Jabri of Chicago was sentenced Thursday by a federal judge in Houston in a case involving bogus prescription pills from China.
Al-Jabri in March pleaded guilty to multiple conspiracy, trafficking and counterfeit prescription drug counts.
An indictment returned last August says Al-Jabri and a Houston-area man, Jamal Khattab of Katy, smuggled counterfeit Viagra from China since 2010. The pills allegedly were shipped to Chicago or Houston in bulk for illegal sales in smaller quantities.
Khattab in December pleaded guilty to the same charges as Al-Jabri and awaits sentencing.

 

[mplastered]

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/loca...267658781.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_CHBrand

Illinois Man Gets Prison in Texas Fake Viagra Case

The pills allegedly were shipped to Chicago or Houston in bulk for illegal sales in smaller quantities


Friday, Jul 18, 2014 | Updated 9:41 AM CDT






An Illinois man has been sentenced to more than three years in federal prison for trafficking thousands of fake Viagra pills to Texas.
Fayez Al-Jabri of Chicago was sentenced Thursday by a federal judge in Houston in a case involving bogus prescription pills from China.
Al-Jabri in March pleaded guilty to multiple conspiracy, trafficking and counterfeit prescription drug counts.
An indictment returned last August says Al-Jabri and a Houston-area man, Jamal Khattab of Katy, smuggled counterfeit Viagra from China since 2010. The pills allegedly were shipped to Chicago or Houston in bulk for illegal sales in smaller quantities.
Khattab in December pleaded guilty to the same charges as Al-Jabri and awaits sentencing.

Wow, a 5 year + bump???

 

[aceduecetrey]

Is there anything that China will not knock off?