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Urchy I would beat you in a boxing match. When I connect it usually is a knockout and I am short and compact.
 

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JJ- I am getting in the best shape of my life. Having sex 7 hours a day coupled with my aerobics, weight training, and diet have produce a lean mean fighting machine. It has been very beneficial to my handicapping career...which is the most important thing.
 

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anytime fat boy
i willl be in vegas

feel you look a little like a bald pillsbury doughboy


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you would dive faster than frazer did in the ali fix
 

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It seems strange that such a great player 'Railbird' would not reveal his real name,not even his first name. He wants us to cheer, but we don't know who he is...I suspect once the event is over and the winner crowned...we will then get a response saying...that was me.
 

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There's lots of crack heads that are 6' 180lbs.
Doesn't mean anything, and how do you know this anyway.
 

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rail has very quick wrists and feet and a natural type ballplayer
 

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Urchin said he would be in LV. He went out on a limb. That being said, will Rail drive 5 hours or less from SoCal to meet with him? I highly doubt it. End of story JJ.
 

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These threads kill me.
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They kill me too Patrick but in a different way.

After reading them I feel I have just lost a part of my life I can`t get back!
 

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JJ,

Read Rail's bio, he wrote that he was 5'10", 205, that's a far ways from 6'1", 180. Even lipo can't add 3 inches to him.

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posted July 24, 2003 08:38 AM

I guy with your size and weight is a perfect combo for hitting balls off the tee in trees. Your too stiff to be good and probably hit a far ball once in a while but most of the time you are always in the rough or trees and you probably shoot around 98-102 on any given round.

Basketball your probably a decent rebounder and can muscle your way for some easy hoops but again you have lousy foot speed and throw bricks up at the rim. It is so funny when muscles guys shoot baskets, bouncing balls off their fukkin heads and shit because they are so clumsy and shooting baskets like they are shot putting, rather funny guy.

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As far as the golf goes, my career low is 62. And that was in a PGA sectional pro-am.

As far as BB goes, that's how I went to college my freshman year. On scholarship.
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So I guess that's 0-2 on those two evaluations of my ability. I'd give him tennis, and even paddle tennis, even though he hasn't answered all of those requests about his name that guys interested in watching him have made.
 

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Maxy did you shoot a 62 online???? Also you know what they say about golfers , don't you??? Americas greatest story tellers.

What college did you go to on the basketball scholarship?? UCLA??USC??ND???OKLAHOMA??

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jj,

lol.... I like that "online" repsonse. No, on an actual course, during daylight hours, a little over 6400 yds long, and counted all 62 strokes. I should have been a little lower. I was -10 thru 13 holes.

BB was the JUCO route. I was too short and white to play major college. There wasn't a 3-pt line when I played.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jjgold:
rail has very quick wrists <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

All this tells us is that he's been masturbating too much.
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I wonder if he's got a trophy for that yet.
 

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6:10P Depart Charlotte, NC (CLT) 13 Aug 03 US Airways flight 615 06A
7:33P Arrive Las Vegas, NV (LAS)



11:55P Depart Las Vegas, NV (LAS) 17 Aug 03 US Airways flight 606 03A
7:05A Arrive Charlotte, NC (CLT) 18 Aug 03
 

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Look forward to meeting you. We both know he wont be there though. GL.
 

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Haha "Rail has quick wrists" straight from JJ. I'm not even going to say anything about that. It's simply too easy.
 

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Here is a little message sender boys to Urchy and Maxy. I met a guy in an alley this afternoon and he owed me 2 dimes and put up resistance. Lets just say i got the 2 Dimes and a nice soccerball. The guy was 23 yrs old and an upcoming tough guy from NJ, he was 6-1 129lbs and i hammered him with 3 shots to the ribs and it was all over!!! Boys you want no part of me in a dark alley, believe me and when I turn red I even look meaner.
 

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