Dont bash it till you've seen it, i got an early script:
Scene 1: (pilot) ok guys fasten fucking seatbelts, ready for takeoff
(As plane starts to take off a flock of geese hit engine)
Pilot: We got mother fucking geese on this mother fuckin plane, get ready for impact in, 3....2....1
(Boink)
All passengers get out, and they dance on wing of plane to the music of Dancing with the Wolves
Credits roll......