NOT including March madness? Holy fuck. He was miserable in that too.
Has there ever been a stronger fade in the history of forumville? If he’s not he’s in the honorable mention.
Careful. He went from down 58 units to down 62 units BUT, his ROI actually improved by half a percent from -15.5% to -15.0%.
How the fuck do you lose money but improve ROI?
How's this for an accountant:
Accountant: "Liking those numbers huh? Up half a percent already!!!"
Investor: "What do you mean? I have less money today than I did yesterday!"
Accountant: "Oh don't pay attention to the bottom line, focus on the totals, they are RED HOT"
Investor: "Yeah but, as a whole I'm losing money. I'm coming in to see you damnit!"
Accountant: "Wha, huh....what? Well I'm in New York right now so that would uh, not be possible"