NCIH, this is known as the art of T2W Linguistic Forensics. One has to study all prior messages for clues to the T2W language- a little like those crypto-things in the daily paper, but tougher. For instance, knowing the following phrases and interpretations is very useful...
pePe us A pOny!! - which means "Peep is a phony"
bAzes sa SpRot kInz!!!! - which means "Baseball is the sport of Kings"
Notice that spelling, punctuation, sentence structure, and spacing between words do not come into play in the T2Wian language.
Hence my interpretation of his statement:
"RAIDERS = Girly Speed = Pee Pad.... No but there great.... TO POOP ON! BOOYA!"
would be approximately:
"Ride me when I do girly spread, on knee pads, nose to butt. There! Pop one boy! Oh, yeah!"
Simple really, once you get to know him.
pePe us A pOny!! - which means "Peep is a phony"
bAzes sa SpRot kInz!!!! - which means "Baseball is the sport of Kings"
Notice that spelling, punctuation, sentence structure, and spacing between words do not come into play in the T2Wian language.
Hence my interpretation of his statement:
"RAIDERS = Girly Speed = Pee Pad.... No but there great.... TO POOP ON! BOOYA!"
would be approximately:
"Ride me when I do girly spread, on knee pads, nose to butt. There! Pop one boy! Oh, yeah!"
Simple really, once you get to know him.
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I haven't laughed so hard as I did at this in a long time. Frickin tears rolling down my face here. Brilliant!
Phaedrus
I haven't laughed so hard as I did at this in a long time. Frickin tears rolling down my face here. Brilliant!
Phaedrus
PINK FLAMINGOS
The seminal trash classic all
dressed up with somewhere to go
BY GARY MORRIS
Cinema, like any art form, has its milestones — the first "story film" in The Great Train Robbery (1903), the first international movie star in Denmark’s Asta Nielsen, the first sound film in The Jazz Singer (1927), the first film noir in The Maltese Falcon (1941), and so on. Bringing up the literal rear of this exalted company is John Waters's Pink Flamingos, which, thanks to an eager star and an accommodating poodle, became the first commercial feature to end with the star eating dogshit. (Actually, it was a Hungarian sheepdog, not a poodle — distinctions, distinctions!) Of course, one could point to the chicken-****ing scene as another breakthrough, but even this dizzying melange of feathers and come is eclipsed by Divine’s canine coprophagia as a primal gross-out.
The seminal trash classic all
dressed up with somewhere to go
BY GARY MORRIS
Cinema, like any art form, has its milestones — the first "story film" in The Great Train Robbery (1903), the first international movie star in Denmark’s Asta Nielsen, the first sound film in The Jazz Singer (1927), the first film noir in The Maltese Falcon (1941), and so on. Bringing up the literal rear of this exalted company is John Waters's Pink Flamingos, which, thanks to an eager star and an accommodating poodle, became the first commercial feature to end with the star eating dogshit. (Actually, it was a Hungarian sheepdog, not a poodle — distinctions, distinctions!) Of course, one could point to the chicken-****ing scene as another breakthrough, but even this dizzying melange of feathers and come is eclipsed by Divine’s canine coprophagia as a primal gross-out.
