Clevfan's 3 day vacation in Montreal... (Full play by play)
By sick gambler
Ok folks, now that clevfan has left the building, and has gone back to her little town, I have decided to tell you all exactly the full details..
Thursday Feb 20, 230 pm, clevfan arrives at Dorval Airport, in Montreal.. Expecting to see clevfan as I usually see her on the cam (no make up), clevfan actually looks different. She is actually wearing makeup for the first time ever, and looks good. I had never seen her wear makeup before on the webcam, so I was expecting the worse. So here I am greeting good ol clevfan (who I could never call her by her real name for the whole vacation, and could only call her clevfan by habit) and am now welcoming her to my city. We walk out to my car, and get out of airport and drive straight to the super market to fill up the fridge with only things that clevfan likes...
3pm,,We get to market and buy all sorts of food to fill fridge. We buy a ton of junk food like cookies, cakes and lots of wine, seeing clevfan is an alcoholic and loves her alcohol.. Of course we never ate any of the food we bought, as we always ordered in, and ate out in restaurants. We then get to my house for the first time, I show her around, and unpack her bags. Of course you all know by now that clevfan did NOT bring her grubby son. I did NOT allow it. I don't want no kid hanging around me for 3 days getting on my nerves (sorry clevfan).
6 pm, we are starting to get a little hungry. clevfan has already drank a 1/4 gallon of red wine by herself, geez, this girl can really drink. So we order out 2 large pizzas. Folks, this clevfan can really eat. She can outeat 84% of all posters here at MW. Although the girl is tall, she is not really fat. She's a whopping 5'8 feet tall, with very long legs. I was about 1 inch taller than her (thank god). Mind you, by now, the makeup is starting to run out, and she started looking a bit different. By now, I offer clevfan to go out and show her the town, but she says she is too tired and full to go anywhere. So we stay home and watch movies and browse on internet.. By the way, I have to also mention that this clevfan is by far the most clumsiest person I have ever met. She kept on knocking things down, and thankfully for my quick hands, I'd catch the things before they hit the ground and smash. I kid you not folks, I swear to God, she almost singlehandedly burnt my house down, as she put the pillows right on top of the very hot radiator and the pillows started burning. Thankfully, when I walked into the room, I smelled something burning and removed it immediately. If I wasn't home, my house would be burnt down now, and I'd no longer be looking at clevfan the same way.
1030 pm, We go to sleep. We actually didn't sleep right away as we stayed up till 3 am and just talked about MW and posters and all. Folks, you do NOT want to sleep with this girl on the same bed. Even though I have a king size bed, it did NOT help. I was always on the edge of the bed with only about 8 inches to work with, and she had about 6 feet on her side. Well, it could have been worse I guess, she could have farted at night, which she didn't, thank god.
Fri Feb 21st- I wake up in shock, I look to my right and there is this woman I don't recognize lying next to me. It's clevfan. I had to look twice to make sure it was her. She now had NO makeup on.. OMG. Talk about a big difference. clevfan looks great with makeup and doesn't look the same without it. It's not that she looked bad, but she looked very different. But isn't it the same with all girls?? So we didn't do much all day, as that is what clevfan chose as she really is a home body. She loves to stay home.
7pm- I had a great night planned for clevfan. I took her to a great place that she fell in love with. It was a restaurant on top of a hotel about 55 stories up, in the heart of downtown Montreal overlooking the whole skyline and the restaurant turned around slowly, so you can get a view of every angle of Montreal in 1 hr. It moved around so slow, that you couldn't even feel it. The food was so great, that even chefs like our own Reality and Hockeyguru would have been very proud of. clevfan finished off the scallops, and I polished off the jumbo shrimps. It was a buffet with some food you'd never seen before. They had to refill the seafood platter every 5 min on account of us. But boy, like I said, this clevfan can eat. She must've had about 86 scallops alone. This girl can really pack it in.. I was starting to get worried that they were going to toss us out of the restaurant. By now, I have shown clevfan every building in Montreal and explained them to her. She now knows every building and every street in this city. I then had planned to take her to the casino, which is only about 4 min from there, but clevfan was so full from eating (why not, she only ate about 4 plates, not including dessert) that she wanted to just go home and throw up.. So I took her for a drive through downtown and then we went home to throw up.. We then just hang out and talked, watched a movie, listened to music, and called it a night. It was Friday night and only about 11 pm, and I know it was too early to sleep, but clevfan was exhausted from all that food that she wanted to go to sleep. Anyways, it was still way better than what she usually does, as she usually goes to bed at 8pm back home, right after phone sex.
Sat Feb 22nd- By now, we really can't do much because a major snowstorm has hit Montreal, so we get some KFC to eat, clevfan loves KFC. Then we hang out all day in the house and have a few laughs in the process. I had planned to take her shopping all day downtown and have lunch in some restaurant., but no way was this possible. The city was snowed in. So now I start putting in my bets and clevfan is bored, so she starts watching me. Then it's 8 pm and it starts to get ugly in the house. I go on couch and fall asleep. I was really tired, so I go in the room to take a nap. clevfan starts crying like a baby telling me that I am neglecting her. Even when I woke up, that's all I was hearing from her. She kept on reminding me all night. So I then wake up cause I feel very bad. Folks, I swear to God, i am NOT exaggerating. I have NEVER NEVER ever seen a more emotional person than clevfan. She must've cried maybe, and no exaggeration, 94 times in the 3 days. Anything I did, she would cry. If I told her I was going to take a leak, she'd cry. If I told her that I am going upstairs for a drink of water, she'd cry. Folks, this girl was creeping me out, but in a good way. If I didn't know her, I would have thrown her out of my house and changed the lock the next day. She cries so much, and over the strangest things too. I felt very bad for her because she would really break my heart when she'd always cry. I don't think I'll ever meet anyone that will be more emotional than our own clevfan, if I live to be 123 years old.
Final night Feb 22nd- I wake up from my nap, by now, clevfan is telling me how hungry she is (what else is new) so we order in some Chinese Food. We have a great meal. But just before we start eating, I see a large empty bottle of wine. I then find out that our little alcoholic friend clevfan has polished off another bottle of red wine on her own while I was napping for 1 hr. Wow!! Her excuse was she was so depressed that on the final night of her stay, I left her alone and didn't care. Go figure!! We then hang out and have a few laughs, watch some tv, then prepare her suitcase, and go to bed for the final time. Of course more crying occurred on the final night and on the way to airport as clevfan did NOT want to go home. Do you blame her? I wouldn't want to go back home either if I lived where she lived, with that grubby kid waiting back home too..
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I would just like to say that I had such a great time with this lovely lady. She really really is a sweet person folks, honest. I can honestly say that clevfan is one of the nicest people I have ever met in my life. Easily in my top 6. She is very pleasant and very charming. She is very easy to talk to, too, and a tremendous listener. I was able to be myself with her and not have to be someone else. I did NOT have to try to impress her at all. I was able to act stupid everywhere I went with her, and act immature like I always do. She never minded and always laughed and made me feel good. Folks, I know some of you think that clevfan is a meany, but believe me, she is not. She really is sweet. clevfan, thanks for coming to visit, I hope you had a great time, cause I sure did. It was really great meeting her..
By sick gambler
Ok folks, now that clevfan has left the building, and has gone back to her little town, I have decided to tell you all exactly the full details..
Thursday Feb 20, 230 pm, clevfan arrives at Dorval Airport, in Montreal.. Expecting to see clevfan as I usually see her on the cam (no make up), clevfan actually looks different. She is actually wearing makeup for the first time ever, and looks good. I had never seen her wear makeup before on the webcam, so I was expecting the worse. So here I am greeting good ol clevfan (who I could never call her by her real name for the whole vacation, and could only call her clevfan by habit) and am now welcoming her to my city. We walk out to my car, and get out of airport and drive straight to the super market to fill up the fridge with only things that clevfan likes...
3pm,,We get to market and buy all sorts of food to fill fridge. We buy a ton of junk food like cookies, cakes and lots of wine, seeing clevfan is an alcoholic and loves her alcohol.. Of course we never ate any of the food we bought, as we always ordered in, and ate out in restaurants. We then get to my house for the first time, I show her around, and unpack her bags. Of course you all know by now that clevfan did NOT bring her grubby son. I did NOT allow it. I don't want no kid hanging around me for 3 days getting on my nerves (sorry clevfan).
6 pm, we are starting to get a little hungry. clevfan has already drank a 1/4 gallon of red wine by herself, geez, this girl can really drink. So we order out 2 large pizzas. Folks, this clevfan can really eat. She can outeat 84% of all posters here at MW. Although the girl is tall, she is not really fat. She's a whopping 5'8 feet tall, with very long legs. I was about 1 inch taller than her (thank god). Mind you, by now, the makeup is starting to run out, and she started looking a bit different. By now, I offer clevfan to go out and show her the town, but she says she is too tired and full to go anywhere. So we stay home and watch movies and browse on internet.. By the way, I have to also mention that this clevfan is by far the most clumsiest person I have ever met. She kept on knocking things down, and thankfully for my quick hands, I'd catch the things before they hit the ground and smash. I kid you not folks, I swear to God, she almost singlehandedly burnt my house down, as she put the pillows right on top of the very hot radiator and the pillows started burning. Thankfully, when I walked into the room, I smelled something burning and removed it immediately. If I wasn't home, my house would be burnt down now, and I'd no longer be looking at clevfan the same way.
1030 pm, We go to sleep. We actually didn't sleep right away as we stayed up till 3 am and just talked about MW and posters and all. Folks, you do NOT want to sleep with this girl on the same bed. Even though I have a king size bed, it did NOT help. I was always on the edge of the bed with only about 8 inches to work with, and she had about 6 feet on her side. Well, it could have been worse I guess, she could have farted at night, which she didn't, thank god.
Fri Feb 21st- I wake up in shock, I look to my right and there is this woman I don't recognize lying next to me. It's clevfan. I had to look twice to make sure it was her. She now had NO makeup on.. OMG. Talk about a big difference. clevfan looks great with makeup and doesn't look the same without it. It's not that she looked bad, but she looked very different. But isn't it the same with all girls?? So we didn't do much all day, as that is what clevfan chose as she really is a home body. She loves to stay home.
7pm- I had a great night planned for clevfan. I took her to a great place that she fell in love with. It was a restaurant on top of a hotel about 55 stories up, in the heart of downtown Montreal overlooking the whole skyline and the restaurant turned around slowly, so you can get a view of every angle of Montreal in 1 hr. It moved around so slow, that you couldn't even feel it. The food was so great, that even chefs like our own Reality and Hockeyguru would have been very proud of. clevfan finished off the scallops, and I polished off the jumbo shrimps. It was a buffet with some food you'd never seen before. They had to refill the seafood platter every 5 min on account of us. But boy, like I said, this clevfan can eat. She must've had about 86 scallops alone. This girl can really pack it in.. I was starting to get worried that they were going to toss us out of the restaurant. By now, I have shown clevfan every building in Montreal and explained them to her. She now knows every building and every street in this city. I then had planned to take her to the casino, which is only about 4 min from there, but clevfan was so full from eating (why not, she only ate about 4 plates, not including dessert) that she wanted to just go home and throw up.. So I took her for a drive through downtown and then we went home to throw up.. We then just hang out and talked, watched a movie, listened to music, and called it a night. It was Friday night and only about 11 pm, and I know it was too early to sleep, but clevfan was exhausted from all that food that she wanted to go to sleep. Anyways, it was still way better than what she usually does, as she usually goes to bed at 8pm back home, right after phone sex.
Sat Feb 22nd- By now, we really can't do much because a major snowstorm has hit Montreal, so we get some KFC to eat, clevfan loves KFC. Then we hang out all day in the house and have a few laughs in the process. I had planned to take her shopping all day downtown and have lunch in some restaurant., but no way was this possible. The city was snowed in. So now I start putting in my bets and clevfan is bored, so she starts watching me. Then it's 8 pm and it starts to get ugly in the house. I go on couch and fall asleep. I was really tired, so I go in the room to take a nap. clevfan starts crying like a baby telling me that I am neglecting her. Even when I woke up, that's all I was hearing from her. She kept on reminding me all night. So I then wake up cause I feel very bad. Folks, I swear to God, i am NOT exaggerating. I have NEVER NEVER ever seen a more emotional person than clevfan. She must've cried maybe, and no exaggeration, 94 times in the 3 days. Anything I did, she would cry. If I told her I was going to take a leak, she'd cry. If I told her that I am going upstairs for a drink of water, she'd cry. Folks, this girl was creeping me out, but in a good way. If I didn't know her, I would have thrown her out of my house and changed the lock the next day. She cries so much, and over the strangest things too. I felt very bad for her because she would really break my heart when she'd always cry. I don't think I'll ever meet anyone that will be more emotional than our own clevfan, if I live to be 123 years old.
Final night Feb 22nd- I wake up from my nap, by now, clevfan is telling me how hungry she is (what else is new) so we order in some Chinese Food. We have a great meal. But just before we start eating, I see a large empty bottle of wine. I then find out that our little alcoholic friend clevfan has polished off another bottle of red wine on her own while I was napping for 1 hr. Wow!! Her excuse was she was so depressed that on the final night of her stay, I left her alone and didn't care. Go figure!! We then hang out and have a few laughs, watch some tv, then prepare her suitcase, and go to bed for the final time. Of course more crying occurred on the final night and on the way to airport as clevfan did NOT want to go home. Do you blame her? I wouldn't want to go back home either if I lived where she lived, with that grubby kid waiting back home too..
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I would just like to say that I had such a great time with this lovely lady. She really really is a sweet person folks, honest. I can honestly say that clevfan is one of the nicest people I have ever met in my life. Easily in my top 6. She is very pleasant and very charming. She is very easy to talk to, too, and a tremendous listener. I was able to be myself with her and not have to be someone else. I did NOT have to try to impress her at all. I was able to act stupid everywhere I went with her, and act immature like I always do. She never minded and always laughed and made me feel good. Folks, I know some of you think that clevfan is a meany, but believe me, she is not. She really is sweet. clevfan, thanks for coming to visit, I hope you had a great time, cause I sure did. It was really great meeting her..
