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hacheman@therx.com
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Well, since this forums been dead from the time I left around 2:00 today, why not.........Oh, by the way , as soon as I finished reading this article, I figured I had better get started right away!
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html?menu=

Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it
Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.
 

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LOL Fish.......You've had that animated pic saved on your computer just waiting for the right time and opportunity to use it hugh?!
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who knew that as a kid growing up i was aheadof my time
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in reality - i think the "good doc" has spent too much time skiing without a helmet and hit too many trees - and as a result - has brain damage.

let's be honest here - what's sexier to a woman: seeing a man pick his nose (whether he eats it - or not is irrelevant - but even if he does) or a man with a nice car, body and wallet?

hmmmmm - lemme think about that one for a second or two?
 

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HAche, just yesterday I was at a red light and I watched as this gal was going to town on her nose...She must have picked it 10 times while she waited, I couldn`t believe it it was like she didn`t care who may have been watching, I almost blew my horn and waved at her...If I was feeling better I probably would have...Anyway i am watching her, she was like 23 or so, not a hottie but not a dog either, she is picking it and she keeps checking in the mirror lol, I notice she is putting the boogies in her napkin, finally Hache I saw what I was waiting for, I saw her pick something back off the napkin and in the mouth it went...If I hadn`t been sick I would have honked and waved back at her...
 

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No freakin way J~Man!! You can't tell me that this girl actually ate something back off of the knapkin?!
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I was joking with Fish about the pic above he posted of the guy picking his nose, and said that it "has begun". But my gosh, If I keep hearing stories like this, maybe it's true and people are taking the Doc's advice!!
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Not only do I eat my own boogers, I masterbate daily and enjoy smelling my own farts also.

Whats the big deal?
 

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Why do I feel that may all be true Fish?!
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J~Man, that is un~freakin~real! She was probably on her way to see her boyfriend too, and gave him a big frenchie when she got there......
 

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