Top 10 Signs you're team wont win the NCAA Championship....

[bucsfan67]

Top Ten Signs Your Basketball Team Is Not Going to Win the NCAA Championship


10. Power forward was featured on Ricki Lake's "Too Fat to Love?" episode

9. Whenever someone does a lay-up, he burns his arm on his cigarette

8. Players always show up at away games exhausted from all the hitchhiking

7. The Las Vegas odds against your team involve the sign for infinity

6. Your center won't stand during the national anthem because he's too drunk

5. The only thing Dick Vitale can say about them is, "These guys got a good grade point average, baby!"

4. Players refuse to guard other team because they're all "sticky and sweaty"

3. Jesse Jackson is protesting against team for being "too white"

2. They pointedly inform interviewers that the correct term is "little people," not "midgets"

1. Starting Center: Roger Ebert

 

[bucsfan67]

let me add....

#11 You're team is named Gonzaga...

 

[Journeyman]

Your team comes from the western time zone

 

[RPM]

13

they lost to syracuse tonight.

 

[RobFunk]

#14

bucsfan,journey & RPM think they have shot

 

[wilheim]

wil.

 

[RPM]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RobFunk:
_#14_

bucsfan,journey & RPM think they have shot<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

15. Conduct their practices with the Nerf Hoop due to the fact that "it's a heck of a lot funner."

 

[Mr NJ Sports]

1st of all GREAT NAME Borat!!!

"i like to do a wrestle"

16. Your point guard looks like Eddie Munster (Blake Stepp)

 

[Horseshoe]

17. They've been outrebounded all year, they exist primarily off 24 ft launches, & are 0-2 ATS in NCAA Tourney, yet just keep winning SU..the gift that keeps giving!



LV opens 'em a mere 3 next time out vs. ACC(#1RPI) team w/size, yet a real dow-joneser..they're catching on!

I will sit on my hands, and pull for them to win the title game, if they go 0-5 for me ATS in getting to the big game.

They remind me of their crosstown Eagles beating GB, in getting to have Carolina take plus & on ML following week..live to fade another day.

In all sincerity, their story of "The Lil' Train That Could" is everything that is right about sports, and makes the NCAA tourney special.

[This message was edited by Horseshoe on March 21, 2004 at 03:18 AM.]

 

[FairWarning]

Living within 2 hours of Western Michigan, Michigan St, Valpo, Ill-Chicago, and DePaul.

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Thanks be to you Mr. NJsports. If you want to make the wrestle please email me

 

[R-Stat]

19. your team has to face Okie State in the championship game.

C-Line

 

[Mr NJ Sports]

You are coached by Bob Huggins

 

[BoZZi]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bucsfan67:
let me add....

#11 You're team is named Gonzaga...

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20. Your team is not even in it (Hoosiers) LOL