Top 10 Signs "Your cat is trying to kill you.!!"

[bucsfan67]

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You


10. You find a .22 buried in the litter box

9. "Fluffy" has been scratched into your will

8. As it rubs against your leg, you feel the sting of a hypodermic needle

7. The threatening meows on your answering machine

6. Your cat is on the episode of Springer titled "I Want My Owner Dead"

5. He's been seen hanging out with the dog who's trying to kill you

4. Newspaper calls to confirm obituary for next week, "Hated pet owner meets violent end"

3. Top step of your basement stairs is covered with slippery layer of Fancy Feast

2. To tune of Meow Mix song sings, "Kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill"

1. You overheard your cat on the phone with Robert Blake's cat

 

[bucsfan67]

 

[DarrylParsons]

Did you just make that up or did you see it somewhere?

 

[PatPatriot]

1a) It tucks under itself to bite your balls as the head of your penis pushes against its anus?

 

[bucsfan67]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darryl Parsons:

Did you just make that up or did you see it somewhere?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, i wish i did....I just find them every now and then to try and bring a laugh to the forum....

 

[TheGeneral+]

Im allergic to cats.

 

[bucsfan67]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The General:
Im allergic to cats.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[superstar]

i hate cats but love a nice pussy

 

[bucsfan67]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by superstar:
i hate cats but love a nice pussy

http://www.tomorrowlands.org/misc/images/kitty_satire.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


lol