TOP 10 SIGNS THAT INDICATE YOU MIGHT BE ADDICTED TO THIS FORUM....

[THE SHRINK]

10-You Are Afraid To Go Out For The Evening Because Someone May Make a Post About You And You Might Miss It...

9-You Start Remembering Posters Avatars...

8-You Make A Promise To A Friend Or Loved One Not To Visit The Forum But You Couldn't Resist...

7-You Post When Inebriated...

6-Your Life Is Adversely Affected By What Others Are Saying About You...

5-You Actually Believe What You Post Is As Important To Everyone Else As It Is To You...

4-You Become Diaphoretic, Dizzy, and Hypertensive When Someone Attacks You On The Forum...

3-You Keep Putting off Trips To The Bathroom To Look At More Posts...

2-You Become Obssessed With Finding The Perfect Avatar To Match Your Posting Persona...

1-When You Are Away From The Forum And Meet New People, You Introduce Yourself By Saying "Hi, I'm The Shrink, err...I Mean Ken...

THE SHRINK, err...Ken

 

[bucsfan67]

 

[panther]

guilty of #7 and sometimes #3

I think I have got over #4,5,6

panther

 

[drunkguy]

You forgot one...

11-you have actually taken the time to register 100 ghost handles

 

[TheGeneral+]

Funny Stuff SHRINKbrenner

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> 7-You Post When Inebriated.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


that is a TYPO Shrink it should read "you ALWAYS Post when inebriated"


that fits you better

 

[panther]

I want to know how bucsfan beat me to 10000

 

[THE SHRINK]

He beat you by strictly adhering to # 3 on the list...

THE SHRINK

 

[panther]

oh shit

I may be having a relapse on #5

 

[SportSavant]

11) You get out of the shower with a towel wrapped around you & instead of immediately getting dressed... you go to your office to check to see if there are any new 'posts'. (doing that right now )

 

[sickgambler]

shrinky, i am very impressed with your post here. It was a funny list. And the reason why it was such a funny list was because it was true. And when we talk about true everyday life things, they become funny..

All those 10 you named, I have gone through at least once before, honest. But the main 2 that are right on with me were #1 and #3, ESPECIALLY #3. I can't sit here and tell you how many times I have done this. And when I did finally go to the bathroom, I can't tell you how many times per washroom visit that i would see myself running to the pc with my pants down to my ankles back and forth maybe 13 times in 10 minutes. Tell me you never done that shinky boy??

This place can really be addictive, but I must admit, I have really calmed down from my addiction. I used to be like this my first 3 yrs here, but the last yr, i have really calmed down a lot because I am hardly home, but when I had no life and no GF and nowhere to go, I was living this way 24/7, 365 days a year, I swear.

i am so happy i am not like that any longer because it really was a sickness.. I was miserable kenny boy. It was like being addicted to cigarettes. But helluva post once again, shrinky boy..

 

[JohnnyDeMarco]

Shrink
you forgot one

1A when you're pissed because a moderator moves your post to another room.

 

[Journeyman]

I have actually dreampt of some of these characters...now thats fvcking sick!

 

[THE SHRINK]

Journeyman,

Who have you dreamed about?

Pray tell...

 

[Marco]

Another indicator of addiction:

Your posting total has reached into the 5 figure mark.....

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JohnnyDeMarco:
Shrink
you forgot one

1A when you're pissed because a moderator moves your post to another room. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Journeyman]

I had a dream once I was with Fish and Rob Funk we were sitting overtop the Green Monster @ Fenway, Fish was suppose to get us seats right behind home plate from his buddy Wakefield ...So then it was my turn to buy beer for the two knuckleheads

...here's where it gets strange Shrink........ I went to pay for the beers and all my money had Judge Wapner's avatar printed on it where the presidents face was suppose to be

 

[Fishhead]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
I had a dream once I was with Fish and Rob Funk we were sitting overtop the Green Monster @ Fenway, Fish was suppose to get us seats right behind home plate from his buddy Wakefield ...So then it was my turn to buy beer for the two knuckleheads

...here's where it gets strange Shrink........ I went to pay for the beers and all my money had Judge Wapner's avatar printed on it where the presidents face was suppose to be

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If this is true, you need help my son.

 

[Journeyman]

I said I was sick

 

[FairWarning]

1B. When you pick a fight with your alais.