Top 10 reasons why HOCKEY is so much better than SEX

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The 10 top reasons why Hockey is so much better than sex.

It's legal to play hockey professionally

The puck is always hard.

The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.

It lasts a full hour.

You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

Your parents cheer when you score.

A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.

Periods last only 20 min.

You can count on it at least twice a week.

You can tell your friends about it afterwards
 

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Fishhead said:
The 10 top reasons why Hockey is so much better than sex.

It's legal to play hockey professionally

The puck is always hard.

The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.

It lasts a full hour.

You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

Your parents cheer when you score.

A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.

Periods last only 20 min.

You can count on it at least twice a week.

You can tell your friends about it afterwards






Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Fish, have you discussed this with your "Friend?'" LT:puppy: :lolBIG: :party:
 

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Hockey might be better than sex ifyou're homosexual or canadian
 

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Pulling your goalie is a socially acceptable thing at a hockey game.
 

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Fishhead said:
The 10 top reasons why Hockey is so much better than sex.

It's legal to play hockey professionally

Prostitution is legal in australia.

The puck is always hard.

No problems in that department, but if there were there's always viagra.

The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.

Plastic wrap is cheap.

It lasts a full hour.

Viagra + hookers I guess.

You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

I thought you didn't want it to end??

Your parents cheer when you score.

Dads usually do.

A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.

You can luck your way into it, easier if you're hot. Otherwise hookers can do the job.

Periods last only 20 min.

One nighters. Or hookahs if that's your thing.

You can count on it at least twice a week.

I'm good lookin, but yeh hookahs if that's your thing.

You can tell your friends about it afterwards

Why tell when you can show them a video??

:)
 

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