TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...

[BoratSagdiyev]

TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS

9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD

8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE

7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR

6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS

5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE

4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON

3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY

2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK

1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES

High Highness

 

[wilheim]

Borat lol - don't forget "Butt ending" is a two minute penalty.


wil.

 

[Malibu]

you could get 6 minutes for Instigating a Buttending

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

There is no penalty for fisting in North American hockey? How come for?

 

[iceman2002]

How does a guy from Almaty,Kazakhstan know so much about hockey?

 

[Amitightornot]

Top 10 reasons I am NOT looking forward to Clevfan coming to Montreal..
BY THE GREATEST POSTER IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET, sick gambler

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by: sick gambler....02/20/2003 1:48 AM
Folks, as we are a few hours away now of seeing good ol Clevfan coming to Montreal, I will admit that there are some reasons why I am not looking forward to it.. here they are...

From the home office in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, here is a copy of tonght's top 10 list..

____

10- She will finally see for herself what a fat disgusting slob I am...

9- I will finally have to leave the house now and take her to show her the town.

8- Everytime I have to fart now, I will have to hold it..

7- I will have to act for 3 days now and pretend I am a great guy..

6- I will have to listen to that Barry White voice in person now, rather than on the phone.

5- I will now have to air out the house after not opening the windows since last fall..

4- I will have to clean the house now and do my bed everyday to make her not think I am a slob..

3- I will have to change my underwear everyday now

2- She will be able to hear my acct #'s and password now when I call in my bets.

1- And the #1 reason why I am NOT looking forward to having Clevfan here is.....I will now have to shower everyday.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

can you name all the Sutter brothers in order.

 

[Amitightornot]

Brian
Darryl

Duane
Brent
Rich

Ron

[This message was edited by Am i tight or not? on March 06, 2004 at 01:26 AM.]

 

[wilheim]

Brian, Darryl, Duane and Brent.


wil.

 

[wilheim]

Brian is the oldest. Only Brian, Darryl, Duane and Brent played in the NHL.


wil.

 

[Amitightornot]

In order:

Brian
Darryl

Duane
Brent
Rich

Ron

Twins Rich and Ron, made their debut in 1982/1983 with the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers

 

[wilheim]

I forgot about the Twins. Did some research.

From a farm in Viking, Alberta they came and took the NHL by storm! The first Sutter Brother to ascend to the NHL was Brian, who debuted with the St. Louis Blues in the 1976/1977 season. Three seasons later, brothers Darryl and Duane made their debuts with the Chicago Black Hawks and New York Islanders, respectively. During the 1980/1981 season, brother number 4, Brent, took to the ice with the New York Islanders. The fifth and sixth Sutter brothers, twins Rich and Ron, made their debut in 1982/1983 with the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers, respectively. For 5 seasons, all six Sutter brothers played in the National Hockey League.

The Sutter Brothers have each played their final NHL season: Darryl 1986/1987, Brian 1987/1988, Duane 1989/1990, Rich 1994/1995, Brent 1997/1998, and Ron 2000/2001. The 2000/2001 season marked the 25th consecutive year that a Sutter brother played in the NHL. The Sutter Brothers collectively played in 4994 NHL regular season games (plus 603 playoff games) with 1320 goals, 1615 assists, and 7224 penalty minutes. Meanwhile, Sutter Brothers Darryl, Brian, and Duane have each made their mark as head coaches in the NHL, combining to coach 1562 NHL regular season games through 2001/2002. Darryl is currently the head coach of the Calgary Flames, Brian is the Head Coach of the Chicago Blackhawks, and Duane was formerly the Head Coach of the Florida Panthers. Another Sutter Brother? A seventh Sutter brother, Gary, never played in the NHL. More Sutters? In 1998, the first son of a Sutter Brother, Brian's son Shaun, was drafted by the NHL's Calgary Flames.

The proud parents of the Sutter Brothers are Grace and Louis Sutter. They raised their seven sons in a tiny 800-square-foot, 4-bedroom house on a 1400-acre farm in Viking, Alberta. In the mid-1980's, the Brothers formed the Sutter Foundation to raise money for non-profit charity organizations.

The Sutter Brothers
Brent Sutter
Brian Sutter
Darryl Sutter
Duane Sutter
Rich Sutter
Ron Sutter