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THE TONYA CARNIVAL ACT CONTINUES

Disgraced former U.S. figure skating champion and aspiring boxer Tonya Harding is trying minor league ice hockey next.

The Indianapolis Ice of the Central Hockey League announced Monday that it has signed Harding, 33, to join the team for its game Friday against the Colorado Eagles.

It has been 10 years since Harding's ex-husband hired a hit man to attack rival Nancy Kerrigan at the 1994 national championships. Harding has always denied knowledge of the attack, but pleaded guilty to conspiracy to hinder prosecution, was stripped of her 1994 national title, and banned from amateur figure skating competition.

"You know, everybody's made mistakes," she said last month on CBS News' The Early Show. "Everybody's had tragic things happen in their lives. But what good is to just sit there and just let yourself die?"

Although she has been pursuing a career in boxing, Harding also is seeking reinstatement from the United States Figure Skating Commission.

"I’m one of the best skaters in the world and I’m not going to quit. I love boxing and I’m not going to quit boxing," she told CBS News Early Show co-anchor Harry Smith.

Harding is scheduled to fight in Oakland, Calif., at the Oakland Arena on March 20.

The Ice in 2002 signed 7-foot-7 former NBA player Manute Bol for a one-game stint with the team, but he never made it on the ice as his feet swelled inside his custom-made skates.

"We learned last season (with Manute Bol) that it’s easier to teach someone to fight than it is to skate," said Ice General Manager Larry Linde. "As far as I’m concerned Tonya represents the best of both worlds, she’s already a world class skater and a professional boxer to boot."

Linde has promised fans they will see a fight on the ice at Friday's game, or they will receive a free ticket to the team's season finale.

"Some people have questioned our toughness this season and I intend to put an end to that this Friday," Linde said in a team press release. "She certainly gives new meaning to the term "Are You Tough Enough?'" the team's slogan.
 

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Us hoosiers are so proud
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Excellent marketing of low minor league hockey.
And BTW, you can watch this on your computer. Just log on to the Central League home page.

Now what is wrong here is that they only signed Tonya for one game.

March 12 at home against Colorado Eagles is the game.

March 13 Indianapolis plays a road game at Memphis River Kings while Colorado relax in their Indy hotel room.

March 14 Indy is back at home to play the Eagles again in their 3rd game in three nights and the season finale.

Now if I was promoting this show, I sign Tonya for all three games and let her whup up on one of the Eagles in that first game.

Then for the rematch two nights later, I have Colorado sign Jeff, Steve and Dave. I believe the Hanson Bros, foil and all, are available for appearances. I would also sign "Killer" Kowalski to a one game contract to bolster the Ice. Then let them all loose.

I would promote the hell out of this matchup. Make it available on pay per view.

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this is so appropriate. i remember an analyst way back saying harding was like a "linebacker on skates"

she used to be so hot. it always gets me sad when a really hot chic has the 'beat down' look that a lot of girls like this get over time.
 

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Does Bertuzzi's suspension apply to the Central Hockey League? It would be great to see him pull a Shane Stant (the guy who actually took the lead pipe to Nancy Kerrigan 10 years ago) on her.
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Originally posted by RobFunk:
she used to be so hot. QUOTE]

Uh, no.........



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Tonya is my Hero..!!
 

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[FONT=&quot] Tonya Harding to appear on [/FONT][FONT=&quot]'[/FONT]Dancing With the Stars[FONT=&quot]'

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