Getting a nose job was the best decision by anyone that ever lived. It's like night and day.
You just might have me to thank for her new look. Every time I teabagged Ashley she was catching a snoot full of gonads. I said "Ashley, honey...if you don't like the balls across the nose then maybe you should get about a half a foot of that damn beak sliced off"
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/romo-now-ready-to-marry-college-sweetheart-15640
The NATIONAL ENQUIRER confirms today that Tony Romo has indeed split with Jessica Simpson, and is now planning to “propose” to a woman named Crystal Kasper.
Enquirer Source: “If you could see Tony’s phone bill from all the calls and text messages he sends Crystal, you’d be stunned. They couldn’t hook up much during the season. She was finishing her doctoral studies in Florida. But I know Tony flew Chicago where they spent time together.
“Tony’s family is happy because he’s dumped Jessica and the Hollywood scene. Tony’s folks thought Jessica was just using him for publicity since her career has been on a downslide.”
Ms. Kasper apparently dated Romo during his college days at Eastern Illinois. She also attended Indiana University. And a quick internet image search found photos of a “Crystal Kasper” who models Venus swimwear.
We’re not suggesting the photos are her, but it is an interesting coincidence.
More from the Enquirer: “Tony is now having a $1.4 million lakeside home built in Crystal’s hometown of Burlington, Wisconsin, and he hopes to share it with the twenty-five year old optometrist. There’s going to be a housewarming on Valentine’s Day, and Tony’s flying Crystal in. That’s when he’s set to propose.”
If you’re Kasper, and you observe Romo romping with Simpson all this time, wouldn’t you be a bit averse to next seeing Tony on bended knee in front of you? (Note to self: Become failed NFL playoff QB to rake in all the former college babies you bedded)
PICTURES...
http://www.venusmodelsearch.com/2003finalists/CrystalKasper.asp
The NATIONAL ENQUIRER confirms today that Tony Romo has indeed split with Jessica Simpson, and is now planning to “propose” to a woman named Crystal Kasper.
Enquirer Source: “If you could see Tony’s phone bill from all the calls and text messages he sends Crystal, you’d be stunned. They couldn’t hook up much during the season. She was finishing her doctoral studies in Florida. But I know Tony flew Chicago where they spent time together.
“Tony’s family is happy because he’s dumped Jessica and the Hollywood scene. Tony’s folks thought Jessica was just using him for publicity since her career has been on a downslide.”
Ms. Kasper apparently dated Romo during his college days at Eastern Illinois. She also attended Indiana University. And a quick internet image search found photos of a “Crystal Kasper” who models Venus swimwear.
We’re not suggesting the photos are her, but it is an interesting coincidence.
More from the Enquirer: “Tony is now having a $1.4 million lakeside home built in Crystal’s hometown of Burlington, Wisconsin, and he hopes to share it with the twenty-five year old optometrist. There’s going to be a housewarming on Valentine’s Day, and Tony’s flying Crystal in. That’s when he’s set to propose.”
If you’re Kasper, and you observe Romo romping with Simpson all this time, wouldn’t you be a bit averse to next seeing Tony on bended knee in front of you? (Note to self: Become failed NFL playoff QB to rake in all the former college babies you bedded)
PICTURES...
http://www.venusmodelsearch.com/2003finalists/CrystalKasper.asp
Simpson attorney saying they did not break up
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/story/2008/01/25/simpson-romo.html
Simpson's reps deny Romo breakup: report
Friday, January 25, 2008
CBC Sports
Football's most famous off-field romance may not be done yet.
Representatives for Jessica Simpson are denying a report that she was dumped by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo after his team was eliminated from the NFL playoffs, celebrity gossip website TMZ.com reported Thursday.
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo hasn't broken up with Jessica Simpson, according to the celebrity's representatvies.
(Donna McWilliam/Associated Press) According to the website, Simpson's attorneys have sent a letter to OK! magazine claiming a report appearing in its Feb. 4 issue stating that Romo and Simpson have broken up is "utterly false."
The lawyers also demanded a retraction, according to TMZ.com.
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/story/2008/01/25/simpson-romo.html
Simpson's reps deny Romo breakup: report
Friday, January 25, 2008
CBC Sports
Football's most famous off-field romance may not be done yet.
Representatives for Jessica Simpson are denying a report that she was dumped by Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo after his team was eliminated from the NFL playoffs, celebrity gossip website TMZ.com reported Thursday.
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo hasn't broken up with Jessica Simpson, according to the celebrity's representatvies.
(Donna McWilliam/Associated Press) According to the website, Simpson's attorneys have sent a letter to OK! magazine claiming a report appearing in its Feb. 4 issue stating that Romo and Simpson have broken up is "utterly false."
The lawyers also demanded a retraction, according to TMZ.com.
