Today is my birthday and I am accepting gifts

[JakeT.]

Minimum of $100.

RX poster who gets me the best present wins a $20 8-team parlay.

 

[Iceman]

Happy birthday JT

How old?

 

[cut-paste-hero]

 

[JakeT.]

Happy birthday JT

How old?

25th today. Halfway to 50. I am an old man.

Gonna buy me a case of Natty and go old school. I have a framed picture dedicated to it. I used to keep those guys in business. Then Flobots concert later tonight. I've dedicated the whole week to going to the bar. Been very fun. Awesome week.

 

[JakeT.]

This thread is destined for the RR.

PS, where is my gift? $100 minimum.

 

[PBR]

Happy Birthday Jake! I'll send my gift after I win TTP's douche bracket.

You say you're just 25? Hell, Denniz de Menace has sniffed shitty panties older than that.

 

[JakeT.]

Happy Birthday Jake! I'll send my gift after I win TTP's douche bracket.

You say you're just 25? Hell, Denniz de Menace has sniffed shitty panties older than that.

I am winning the bracket contest. No doubt. I have that shit on lock. Thank you nonetheless.

 

[EveryGamblersDream]

Happy Birthday J.T.

I should whip your ass in Wheel as that would be the best present you could get!

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Rumor has is a Fav to win is thinking about paying? J-man.?

WVU starts threads needing to know if people like him. With people like 5-star douche saying they do, my #4 seed of WVU winning is looking better and better. When does that start?

Sorry Jake,

 

[texansfan]

I'm sure GD has an excellent gift in mind for you Jake.

 

[texansfan]

How about a drumstick from this band I know of?

 

[DennizdaMenace]

HB Jake..All BS asside..you seem like a cool cat..take alot of jokes your way..never seen you pissed or hater..Have a good one..


LICK MY FEET

 

[GreenDoberman]

Hope you like the cake Bigbet baked for you:

 

[GreenDoberman]

Hope you like the "girl" PornoPaul is sending over:

 

[GreenDoberman]

An action shot of Jake sporting his new hat, that doesn't look like Natty Light:

 

[JakeT.]

You suck at putting pictures up correctly Doberman. Your sorrow and failure is the only present I wanted.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Hope you like the cake Bigbet baked for you:

 

[oldmanTED]

Happy Birthday Jake.



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Jake the Siberian Husky

 

[JakeT.]

Happy Birthday Jake.



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Jake the Siberian Husky

Good name. I like it. Every pet I've owned has been named Jake, other than my guinea pig Rocky Balboa... who committed suicide by jumping from his cage. Damnit.

'hno:

 

[quantumleap]

How about one of these?

:nohead: