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This practice really makes Tebow perfect

By Dan Wetzel, Yahoo! Sports 12 hours, 56 minutes ago


HOOVER , Ala. – The biggest star in college football had been asked every other question so why not try a new one? Tim Tebow had taken on a Mr. Perfect reputation: Heisman winner, BCS champion, unfailingly polite Born Again Christian in a Florida quarterback’s uniform.
The gushing from the media through the years – the latest being a Sports Illustrated cover appearance this week – is well-earned. It’s also overbearing to rival fans who are tired of hearing about the guy.
What can anyone say though? What’s his negative – that he’s too earnest? He’s too polite? Does Tim Tebow do anything wrong? So on Thursday at SEC media day, someone tried to find out.
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Tebow laughed. Everyone in the interview room laughed. Wait, Tim Tebow’s sex life is now an issue? A question jammed in between his thoughts on UF’s running back rotation and the pressures of being ranked No. 1 in the preseason?
But when the noise died down, Tebow spoke.
“Yes,” he said. “I am.”
There were more giggles. This is what it had come to for a player who has hit the star stratosphere like few college players ever.
“I think you’re all stunned right now,” Tebow smiled. “I was ready for the question. Ya’ll weren’t.”
So there you go, Tim Tebow is a virgin and he’s proud to admit it. Apparently people ask all the time.
He was fine with the question and wants to let everyone know that not even the coeds in Gainesville could break him of his commitment to Christianity. And if you’ve ever strolled through the UF campus, you’d know Tebow has just redefined the word “devout.”
Forget preaching to prisoners, circumcising children on third world missionaries or giving impassioned speeches after losses to Ole Miss. The legend of Tim Tebow may have just peaked. At this point, just about anything this guy does would seem believable.

“The No. 1 way you minister to people is through your actions,” Tebow said. “They see how you act, how you treat people, how you love people, how strong your relationship with Jesus Christ is.”
So there you go; one more thing to like about the guy, one more thing for rival fans to taunt him with, if they so chose. Not that he’d care. Tebow looked proud, admitting the ultimate walking of the walk. That’s his thing. After he wore a Bible verse under his eyes at the BCS title game last January, it was searched for 94 million times on the Internet.
“The impact you can have is incredible,” he said in explaining why he returned for his senior season.
As big as SEC media days have been, with a thousand media members conducting countless interviews stretched over three days, there is no doubt who the biggest story was – No. 15 for the Gators.
The Tebow phenomenon is completely over the top. There’s nothing like it in the college game, where the coaches usually suck up most of the attention as players rotate in and out.
Not Tebow. The SEC media relations people had to sneak him into the hotel to avoid crushing crowds. The media throng around him as he strolled into a ballroom featured 18 cameras. It was something out of a Hollywood premiere or a perp walk, cameras constantly flashing and people trying not to be trampled.
His coach, Urban Meyer, was asked if Tebow had any annoying or bad habits.
“That’s a great question,” Meyer said. “I’m sure I can think of some.”
He paused. And paused. And thought. Then finally Meyer spoke.
“There are some, but I can’t share them with you right now because I can’t recall what they are.”
When word came out last week that Tebow wasn’t a unanimous selection as first-team All-SEC, reporters launched investigations into which opposing coach dared to pick someone else. So far seven of 11 have been questioned here and all said they picked Tebow. Tennessee’s Lane Kiffin said in an interview last week that he also chose Tebow.
Assuming everyone is telling the truth (and knowing football coaches there is absolutely no reason to assume that, but it’s all we have at this point) that leaves LSU’s Les Miles, Auburn’s Gene Chizik or South Carolina’s Steve Spurrier as the culprit.
Tebowgate became such a big issue, some of the coaches got sick of hearing about it.
“I voted for Tim Tebow,” Alabama coach Nick Saban said. “But I also think everybody should have the right to vote for whoever they want, and I don’t think they should be criticized for that. It’s what a lot of people have fought for in this country for a long time.”
Saban may have been joking a bit at the end – he isn’t what you’d call comedic, yet he sometimes makes jokes anyway. Either way, what Saban said, by comparing a coaches’ vote to some Americans’ struggles for suffrage is either the most patriotic thing ever spoken or a bit of anti-Tebow treason.
The debate over the interpretation may result in violence in the streets – or at least until Tebow tells everyone to settle down.
“It really doesn’t matter too much,” Tebow shrugged. “No, I don’t know who didn’t vote for me, but it’s not a big deal.”
Tebow just smiles at it all. The anti-Tebow crowd he brushes off. The backlash from all the positive media coverage and all his clean-cut acts, he spins around.
“It’s not just a lot of backlash, it’s also positive,” he said. “It’s affected a lot of people. They’re encouraged not to have an abortion because they heard the story of my mom [who refused doctor’s orders to terminate the pregnancy due to illness].
“Or be encouraged by the stories I’ve tried to tell or the way I live my life. It’s the opportunity to help comfort parents of a child that aren’t sure is going to make it. Or [helping] prisoners that no one cares about.
“That’s more important than football to me. If there’s a backlash, oh well, I’ll deal with it.”
Did you expect college football’s Mr. Perfect to have anything less than the perfect comeback?



So, the next question is, is he lying?

This might make some people think yes:

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3-1 odds he's caught snorting coke off a 14 year old boy's ass within ten years.
 

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That guy may be a virgin, but its probably cause his junk is so tired from being in the media's mouths all day long... He just never has anything left.
 

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The rumor has floated for a few years that he's gay. I don't particularly buy it, but I sure would think it's funny if it were true.
 

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its ipossible to not have sex by the time your 24, unless your gay. or have no cok. or weigh 700 lbs.

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if thats his choice, then good for him...

guy leads by example, is a great teammate and acts the way your parents would hope their son would act and is constantly shit on...i dont get it...

personally id do just about anything to be a big man on a campus like UF Texas or USC for a MONTH (nevermind 4years) for the simple reason of having a new girlfriend every day...im completely stunned he is still a virgin but AC Green played in the NBA and went well into his 30's and im sure he was in the same boat of girls throwing themselves at him everynight (not to mention the added help from his teammates like Magic etc)...so i guess anything is possible...
 

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What about all those pictures floating around of him at parties with big-breasted college chicks and drinks in hand? He's telling us that he didn't hit that at all. Come on now...
 

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If this is true, he REALLY, REALLY, REALLY missed out on his college years.
 

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that doesn't mean he's not getting blowjobs from different girls every weekend.
 

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guy ... is constantly shit on

HuskerFan, you've got a typo there. I believe what you meant to say was "and the guy is constantly fawned over by PR flacks, reporters and commentators who say 'spend 5 minutes with this young man and your life is better.'"

I don't need any more apple polishing for a guy who answers suspected pre-arranged questions from a plant in a press conference audience to try and horn in on the Jonas Brothers' territory.
 

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I would like to know what his defintion of "not having sex" is, he's probably done some crazy shit, and thought well it wasn't technically sex!
 

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he's a virgin with chicks.....but his asshole is bigger than a beer can with all the cock he takes up it.
 

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