This just might be the best official statement ever about Donald Trump's naked NYC statue

[Dafinch]

No matter how small, lol. Small hands, small...and that belly, it'll make Gas Bag proud...

By Walter Einenkel
Thursday Aug 18, 2016 · 2:04 PM PDT

So good.

New York City’s Union Square had a tiny surprise waiting for it this morning. A nude Donald Trump statue.
The Gothamist got possibly the best statement in the history of official statements, out of Sam Biederman, New York City’s Parks Department spokesperson.

NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.​

Let that marinate. It’s sooooo sublime.

 

[LENBO]

The brain dead ghost getting his DAILY COCK fix .

:homer: Boo !!

 

[mountain]

 

[LENBO]

[h=1]The people of Las Vegas desperately want to steal the Oakland Raiders.[/h]


Here here come the RAAAYDAHS !!!!!

 

[ScottL]

Where is the rear, I mean Rump view? I feel cheated!

 

[ScottL]

No kidding aside this would be a great setting to film a segment of "Impractical Jokers."

 

[HamGlaze]

Need one of Hillary right next to it.

 

[NFLTrends]

This man gets off on naked males... not surprising he would post something about this.

I bet he masturbates daily thinking of felching Mr. Trump

 

[GasMan]

Hey pussy I have 10,000 I am in better shape than you, have less body fat than you, can lift more than you and can run any distance race u wanna pick, faster than you.

I also bet u another 10,000 your butt hole is the size of a cantelope.

 

[ScottL]

Hey pussy I have 10,000 I am in better shape than you, have less body fat than you, can lift more than you and can run any distance race u wanna pick, faster than you.

I also bet u another 10,000 your butt hole is the size of a cantelope.

That sounds like a lot of work just to break even ;-)

 

[roadreeler57]

The one up on the milk crate trying to poontang the statue will be Duhfinch....

 

[GasMan]

That sounds like a lot of work just to break even ;-)

Yes it would, but worth it. Dude is a sicko fuck weirdo.

 

[Dafinch]

Hey pussy I have 10,000 I am in better shape than you, have less body fat than you, can lift more than you and can run any distance race u wanna pick, faster than you.

I also bet u another 10,000 your butt hole is the size of a cantelope.

BOOOOLshit, during the time you used to pathetically brag about your "yacht" and "ex-Playmate wife," you briefly posted an avatar of a blubbery bellied slob with a woman who looked like she had been ridden hard and put away wet-probably a hooker. Seeing that, I began goofing on the fact that you probably hadn't seen your Jimmy in decades, just like 'ole Rump, and the avatar abruptly came down. Ain't gotta be Einstein to put two and two together on THAT one, you fat disgusting porker.Loser!@#0kth)(&^:bigfingerazzkick(&^:trx-smly0:kissingbbSlapping-silly90))^^:madasshol:fckmad::bigfinger

 

[GasMan]

PUT your money up then pussy...or ya gonna run your mouth then use the I don't make bets on the internetop cop out?
Should be easy money for you then, and god knows you need it to support your gaY porn addiction.

 

[GasMan]

Bottom line, you suck cock.

Another 10,000 says your dad and uncle used to molest you and your older sister.

 

[Dafinch]

Bottom line, you suck cock.

Another 10,000 says your dad and uncle used to molest you and your older sister.

Offer allllllllllllllll the bets you wanna, Blubber Belly, I couldn't possibly care less what you think about my policy-now, run along and give Papa Gas Bag some good 'ole redneck racist lovin' on your "yacht," lol...Loser!@#0kth)(&^:bigfingerazzkick(&^:trx-smly0:kissingbbSlapping-silly90))^^:madasshol:fckmad::bigfinger

 

[GasMan]

LikE I thought a pussy mouthpiece.

 

[Dafinch]

LikE I thought a pussy mouthpiece.

Like I said, a blubbery bellied, limp dick, lying, racist sack of shit...Loser!@#0kth)(&^:bigfingerazzkick(&^:trx-smly0:kissingbbSlapping-silly90))^^:madasshol:fckmad::bigfinger

 

[NFLTrends]

His fascination with dicks and homosexual relationships knows no bounds!!

LONG LIVE DaFelch!!! King of the FELCHERS!!!

 

[LENBO]