This Is What A Hick Is!!!

[jjgold]

Hick is a person who has no clue what the fuk goes on in the world and thinks we are living in the days of the cowboys and indians.

Basically a guy that is way behind times

A guy that uses horses to get around town

A guy that wears carpenter pants and suspenders

A guy that has a big laugh and is always drunk

A guy that has a long beard and stache and wears a a headband.

A guy that wear keys on his belt

A guy that wear boots that have the chains on them

 

[jjgold]

We have lots of them here.

 

[jjgold]

City Slickers:

Big Gamblers
Wear silks suits
Wear wide cuffed pants and a trench coat
3 chains
2 watches
pinky ring
hey Pal
Hey Ace
20x on the Knicks
Knows how to dance
Knows how to fuk
Cadillacs
Leather shoes
bracelts
Great Bullshiter
Talks Fast
Hair slicked back
nails done
Plays Sinatra in caddy
"who you looking at"
Angry
ect''''

[This message was edited by jjgold on August 13, 2003 at 06:10 PM.]

 

[-Slim-]

JJ, I got your back bro, if anyone calls you a hick again, just point him out to me and I'll deal with em, ok?

 

[blueedwards]

that's the problem in politics...to win a national election, you have to win the hick vote. not easy 'cause, who knows what the hell they're thinkin'

 

[jjgold]

I am a City Slicker guy!!

 

[-Slim-]

oooohh, ok ok, my bad guy.

 

[max1234]

I just checked out this website on clothes in the various states and it's got some interesting facts concerning New Jersey:

#1 type of boots sold: Steel toes with chains.

#1 type of jeans sold: Carpenter pants, suspenders optional but encouraged for all short, fat people

#1 state for headband sales: New Jersey

Looks like you all have cornered the market JJ.

 

[jjgold]

Hey Maxy I got news for you I look like a killer when I wear a headband!!

 

[max1234]

Homes, I have no doubt you look good in a headband. None at all.

 

[blueedwards]

jj, was that you who robbed the currency exchange on 49th street?

 

[jjgold]

No but people are scared when they look at me. I do not know if that is good or bad though.

 

[panther]

ok

1 from hick (take a wild guess)

3 from city slicker

panther

 

[max1234]

JJ,

I hate to tell you but it's not the headband that is scaring them. Go look in a mirror.

 

[-Slim-]

Come on, maxy are you saying you dont find our red chia pet handsome?

 

[jjgold]

Maxy serious question:

Does the barn you live in have hay in it???

Thanks

 

[panther]

lets see a hick hunts

but I dont(but the first time a deer pulls a gun on me its on)

live in huffman forrest

guess thats a vote for yes

hell I dont know

panther

 

[jjgold]

Panther you might be a hick but I would not fuk with you.

 

[max1234]

Slim,

LOL, I think he's adorable. The problem is I'm scared he's going to find something to mate with. What? I haven't a clue but getting him spaded should be a national priority.


JJ,

Only when you're mom comes to visit. Cleaning up after her is easier that way.

 

[panther]

lets see a hick hunts

but I dont(but the first time a deer pulls a gun