So your * imaginary wife evolved from being married to a skinny fag living and posting from mom's basement, to being married to a lawyer that is somehow less funny than enfuego, to being married to a financial guru competing with the likes of Ted Turner, to being married to a semi professional poker player that is too scared to play me or chop heads up, to being married to a real state wackaroo driving a Subaru and proud of wearing a Jeb Bush kind of haircut, to being married to an MLB hit and run handicapper. Which one is it you fucking stupid lying piece of **** shit?
I have challenged you at NL HU poker, crush your 57 IQ, just because you drool like rainman don't make you good with numbers (or cards).
I have challenged you to whatever, any sport, any competition, I'll beat you, because, even if I suck at it, you suck at life so much more I cant lose.
You'll never be close to any of the epic shit I have experienced, coked or clean, my life has been really fun, I'm off the coke btw, just like your wife is off the dick since she "married" your cartoon ass.
I have never said a lie in here, have told ugly truths... your whole forum history is a fraud, and as you can see, the forum won't forget, no matter how many times you leave and come back with an "improved" attitude... just because you don't cry in public anymore don't mean you grew any balls all of a sudden... the boston marathon bombers had more balls than you, that's how ball-less you are.
You are the "Reek" of the RX, deflayed. no penis, no friends, no wife, no truth, Your whole existence is an insult to human evolution.
Great times, gourmet food, friends and family, beautiful girls, soft skin and great
And a hot run so I have more money to waste on all of the above
